If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
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Only cup Hossa's touching tonight is Zetterberg's. Go Pens.
you guys are all retarded. don't take shit so personal.
I am from detroit and i am pretty sure many people call it the D
I'm sure he literally meant burn the street. Stupid red wing fans
I heard that your team is in all ways inferior to my team. The women who cheer on my team are much more attractive than the women who cheer on your team.
Funny you say shitsburgh. When's the last time Cleveland won anything?
Detroit sucks! Detroit sucks! Detroit sucks!
It felt SO nice to have our city chanting that throughout the playoffs, until last round. Go Pens!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO PENNNNNNSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was an amazing game
fuck both teams. i hate them both so much. but there's no way i could ever allow myself to cheer for detroit. go pens i guess. please burn down joe louis arena while you're at it
LET'S GO RED WINGS!!
And burning down 8 mile would do nothing btw...
There is a reason it's called HockeyTown...Go Wings!!
Fuck Detroit, that city is such shit. Dirty and nasty.
First of all, LOL @ everyone who took that text too seriously. Wow.
Secondly, as much as I wanted the Pens to win, I feel bad for the people of Detroit...hockey was the one thing they had to live for. Maybe next year?
GO PENS!!! It's pittsburgh's year the superbowl and the stanley cup!!
"I was looking for the best chance to win the Stanley Cup"
SUCK IT HOSSA!!!!!!!
8 mile is a street. good luck burning it down... and it would be a shame to see all those strip clubs gone to waste if you burnt it down!
red wings alllll fuckin day. id let hank & pavel tag team me anytime
Go Wings. I could give 2 shits about the city though, torch that fucker.
What's your city got that's all that great? We'll burn your city down after we win the cup tonight
Penguins? Oh, you mean the Pittsburgh diving team.
FYI, the only thing on 8 mile is strip clubs.
crosby can go fuck himself
CITY OF CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!! hahaha detroit fans are such sore losers, deal with it mothafuckas, black and gold reigns!
fuck thatttt. wings still are the best. 8 miles a magical place.
wow. i didnt realize that hockey fans were so ignorant. if you're going to attack my city try learning some geography first. 8 mile only touches (doesnt even run through) detroit for 10 miles, everything else is suburbs. go ahead, torch the million dollar mansions owned by the racist white flight generation who endorse racial segregation and are the real downfall of the city. we wont miss them and we'll still keep improving our city. so fuck all of you and go wings
oh, and ps, mohamed ali is wearing a red wings jersey.
Only a Pens fan would try to burn a street to the ground.
If you tried to burn everything surrounding 8 Mile to the ground it would actually probably be an improvement.
Just don't burn down all the strip clubs. We like those.
Also, Thank you 2:39.
@6:09 You're a fucking idiot. That's all.
The wings will keep the cup thank you very much. GO WINGS!
umm yeah he didn't play but we still won? don't see where you were trying to go with that.
City of Champions.
Fuck you. Detroit pride.
Even if Detroit wins, it's still Detroit.
i love how people not from the detroit area think they know stuff about detroit and 8 mile solely based off of the movie...as many people have said 8 mile is filled with strip clubs but thats only HALF of 8 mile...so go ahead burn the shitty part down, youll be saving tax payers money!! on that note
I'm trying to overlook the fact that this person said they would burn down a road, but all I can think is that he/she only confirms my assumptions regarding the intelligence of Penguins fans.
"And let's be honest.. Pittsburgh isn't any more glamorous than Detroit."
i live in the suburbs of Detroit and love the Red Wings I hope they win the cup and i hope this guy burns down 8 mile because that place needs a little bit of a redo
"I kind of feel bad for pitt... they have no good sports teams"
Um, what? Do you even watch hockey? Or football, for that matter?
Hahahaha your own holiday...how do you even think of that?
good thing we saved u a trip 2 detroit
LORD STANLEY, LORD STANLEY, BRING ME THE BRANDY.
BRING ME THAT BRANDY!
hahaha you wouldn't last 2 minutes in the D before someone fucked your day up, seriously.
As a Blues fan, I wonder if I'll ever know what having my team in Finals would even feel like. That said, there's no way in hell Detroit loses tonight. Enjoy yet another one.
I love all you mature people who have to take it one level beyond necessary... to intentionally raze a city? How fucked up are you? It's a GAME... get a life.
And let's be honest.. Pittsburgh isn't any more glamorous than Detroit.
crosby's a little bitch with a dirt 'stache.
if u burn down 8 mile no one will be effected except a couple strip club regulars. The wings will still be a better team. I hope Crosby cries like the baby he is. GO WINGS!
3:12 - Dude. You are putting way to much of yourself into this.
Seriously. Scaring us.
Detroit's a shithole...that would only make it better.
depends, good 8 mile or bad? since good 8 mile is more exclusive than Yale (which you obviously could not get in to even if you build 3 libraries with your bare hands), go ahead and torch the bad one, if thats how you and your tiny brain react to people who are better than you are. 2:39 you are awsome.
8:17, with no respect due whatsoever, shut the fuck up.
Only if they moved there from the suburbs or if they are 15 years old or less. Any MAN calling detroit "the D" should be beaten repeatedly. I live in detroit as well.
ha. love when the best response is "shut the fuck up"
Pittsburgh, thanks for a great friggin' year. Maybe the Pirates will suck less as the century continues.
I am from 724... I want to know who this is. hahaha.
HAHA detroit lost. YEA PENS. And my boy max talbot<3
hahahaha The Pens Won!
haha, like the wings could ever lose at JLA to the pens? yeah right.
4:51 i agree! burn that shit down and ill buy you a beer! Crosby is going to cry like a little bitch after the penns loose tonight! GO WINGS!
Only really cool people from Detroit refer to it as the "D" apparently that other guy never got the memo. GO WINGS!!!!
It is not our fault if we have the best team out there.
And if you tried to burn down anything on 8 mile good luck on getting outta there alive
Malkin and Crosby are the two biggest viginas in the NHL. Go wings!!
Detroit needs some good news, with all the assholes making fun of it who have never even been there to see how much of a "shit hole" it really is. Fuck you, let's go Wings!!!
Wow everybody is a sore loser or a sore winner on here... I LOVE MY WINGS <3 but the pens deserve this because it's only there 3rd win for being the original 6! Good for them, even though they made the wrong choice when making that badly drawn penguin their jerseys SORRY!
Ha you're just pissed the Pens knocked your pussy Flyers out of the playoffs two years in a row. Go suck Hartnell's cock some more you lap dog. Go Pens! Another cup this year.
Crosby is a little bitch
4:03 PM, how does that even make sense? our football team has now won 6 super bowls and the pens just won the stanley cup.
F Hoss and all his shit talking to the Pens and the media! Great game! Suck it Zetterberg!
I'm with 2:39 and 3:36.
Only I want to be the meat in a Hank & Ozzy sandwich.
MMMMMMM Hockey players!
^ hey is it hard to type while dodging bullets?
HELL YES PENS!! and fuck Hossa. That’s what you get for abandoning your team for a “better chance at winning the cup”
The Pens won... do it anyways.
Only cup Crosby's touching is the one on the size A bra he stole.
AHAHAHAH I'm from 724!
Who sent this?!
If you need help carrying some gas cans..look me up... LET'S GO PENS!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:11 the only thing detroit has is hockey? its a good thing the tigers are in pittsburgh taking care of business
The funny thing is your "captain" didn't even play most of the 3rd period cause he was "hurt" what a pussy.
DON'T MESS WITH DETROIT BITCH!!!!!
I love all the Wings haters. in the back of thier minds they know that The Detroit Red wings are the greatest hockey team of all time. Fuck the Pens, Fuck Malkin, Fuck Crosby. They wouldnt be here if the NHL wasnt all over both their dicks. GO WINGS!!!!!!!!
9:59: you can fuck off. you have the balls to say other people are ignorant? mother fucker please. i am from the "racist white flight generation" area and you're clearly a dumbass. that area is the only thing keeping southeast michigan alive.
Detroit, where the weak are killed and eaten. Were you wondering why the pens can't pull a win at the Joe? Because they can't handle Detroit fans, much less the Wings.
Have fun trying to burn down a street, last I checked asphalt doesn't ignite so well. Not that you would last more than a few seconds trying to pull that.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAA GO PENS!
bahh we shit on everyone. LOVE THE CITY OF CHAMPS
my friends grandparents live on 6 mile haha
I want to see the Wings win but then Crosby and Malkin will break down and cry and the league will probably fine us for something they made up and suspend all our players for fake penalties.
YSU? Youngstown State University? Raeally? When you go to a real school that isn't in a town where the most fun thing to do is pack up and fucking leave, then you can talk...
Youngstown is more fucked than Cleveland. You must be a fucking masochist.
Crosby Malkin= overrated pussies. GO FLYERS.
Mmmm. Big strong men in garter belts clutching and grabbing, pretending they really want that rock hard... puck.
I'm all twitchy thinking about it.
fuck hossa he is a fucking idiot...he deserves to lose
um, yea. its kinda hard to burn down a road, seeing as how its already the ground. what kind of education do you all receive in "the burgh". and btw, some of your own fucking fans that visited detroit when the steelers won te superbowl actually had great things to say about us, soooo fuck yourself.
I truly dont want to see Detroit win again. Nothing against the city...even if it is a hole. I just hate seeing the same teams winning...unless it's the Leafs (yeah, if ever..)
Who is this?
I'm from 724.
Poor Detroit. Hockey is all they have left. GO PENS!
Fuck hockey. That said, I'm from detroit and I say burn this fucker down. This place is a travesty to everyone and everywhere.
Penguins don't deserve anything, the nhl helped them to an NHL win, such a shame, they just couldn't do it on their own. GO FLYERS
stop hating on our city, we all know is sucks.
Detroit: Makes Cleveland look like paradise
Not even a contest. In Hockeytown tonight! Go Wings!!
Sorry, Crosby, watch how the big boys do it :)
if u burn down 8 mile....no one is going anywhere...lol.....go PENS
better leave now, gonna be a long drive
Enjoy it while you can detroit. When GM finally goes bankrupt and your dicrepid city dies, the Wings will be playing somewhere else. So will the Lions, but they don't actually play, they just kind of show up.
do six super bowl rings mean anything to you....? probably not, you dummy....
Crosby got his shitty moustache from giving Malkin a rim job...
Hossa joined the wings for the 8 mile strip clubs anyhow. and possibly to see Eminem.
PENS WON, MOTHERFUCKERS!
You're all idiots. And Hossa's a little bitch. Go Pens.
Liked to see you try....
Ha, I've heard that Shittsburgh is the only place WORSE than Detroit!
P.S. Go ahead and burn 8 Mile. We've still got 7 Mile...
id much rather look at a burnt down 8 mile than girls from pittsburgh, go ahead do us a favor
3:39, pens ain't original 6.
Pens took that shit! Hell yeaaaaaaaaaah.
Look. the only reason you said 8 mile is because you're obv and obsessed eminem fanatic. get over it.
p.s. penguins is the dumbest name for a hockey team. the male penguins take care of the young for the coldest season in Antarctica. Guess what the lady penguins do? They leave them all season.
how tough is the name now?
I LOVE THIS! GO PENS! :)
PENS NEED TO WIN
THEY HAVE TO
every if Detroit wins ...Nobody from DET> would miss 8 mile RD>!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHA!!! I feel bad for the Pens fans, cause they are going to lose epically tonight!
7:17, nobody cares about your friends grandparents
The Wings are going to take the pens out back and destroy their bumholes
enjoy hockeytown detroit.... Pittsburgh is now TITLETOWN...believe it!
someone said 'its just a game.' and that made me laugh for five minutes straight. you try to say that to a hockey player, and they'll punch you in the face. hockey is our lives. its not just a game. p.s FUCK YES PENS.
PENS ARE GOING ALL THE WAY!! FUCK YOU DETROIT
Crosby looks like he has Malkin's pubes glued to his face for his playoff beard.
I miss 8 Mile. Used to drive down it every day to my high school on 7 mile.
I love this.
too bad the wings are going to kick the pens ass and if you tried to burn 8 mile to the ground most likely our ghetto asses would shoot you, cut you up, and fry you like our chicken.
FUCK THE PENGUINS!!
The question is would anyone notice.
Could put something more worthwhile there. Like a hole.
Way to Go Pens!! City of Champions!
fuck the wings... GUIIIIINNNNSSSS.
I kind of feel bad for pitt... they have no good sports teams. where as detroit has most of them... minus one sport.
As a Clevelander, I hate ALL Shitsburgh teams.
It's even worse that I go to YSU, where it's 50% Shitsburgh fans
IF YOU DID BURN 8 MILE TO THE GROUND YOU WOULD JUST BE DOING THE CITY OF DETROIT A FAVOR... BUT THE RED WINGS ARE STILL GOING TO KICK THE PENGUINS ASS TONIGHT!!! AND NEXT YEAR... AND THE YEAR AFTER THAT!!! SUCK IT PENGUINS!!! GO RED WINGS!!!
I moved from Pittsburgh to Detroit halfway through my life, and yes Detroit is much worse.
Detroit needs to be burned to the ground anyway lol.
haha, I definitely laughed about 8 mile burning..have fun burning the road [: Win or lose, I still love my wings<3
i love all these people hating on detroit. some of you may have been before, but i bet half of you fuckers talking shit have never even set foot in the city. all i'm sayin is stick to what you know.