The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
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You should buy him a big bottle. It's only fair
He needs to drink to forget the tales of your sexual history that you told him last night.
"a big bottle"??? You mean a handle? LMAO!
If he's buying, I'm in.
A big bottle...a handle...whatever. The point was the man needs a lot of alcohol!