The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
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You should buy him a big bottle. It's only fair
He needs to drink to forget the tales of your sexual history that you told him last night.
If he's buying, I'm in.
"a big bottle"??? You mean a handle? LMAO!
A big bottle...a handle...whatever. The point was the man needs a lot of alcohol!