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  • 85 72
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 27, 10 at 11:25am

    Next Stop, Blumpkin-Ville.....

  • 79 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:54pm

    I shat myself twice in one night... It's very possible.

  • 83 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:32am

    Not even remotely funny

  • 72 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:58am

    Buy some chipotle away. That's what I use on my sheets. - Cain.

  • 77 70
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 27, 10 at 1:51pm

    You didn't shart fucktard, you shit yourself.

  • 73 65
    Submitted by Dave on Jan 27, 10 at 12:11pm

    Why would that not be possible? If you can fart in your sleep, surely you can shart in your sleep. This was a terrible display of humor.

  • 65 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:46pm

    Haha when you're sleeping. It's just a shit. Not a shart.

  • 72 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:37pm

    Been there.

  • 76 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:06pm

    Wtf? How would you even know you did?

  • 72 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:38pm

    Bahahaha!!!

  • 68 62
    Submitted by Anonym00se on Jan 27, 10 at 12:06pm

    Never take a laxative and a sleeping aid.... TRUST ME ON THIS!

  • 76 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:38am

    And your proud of this? FAIL!

  • 63 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 4:26pm

    This is truly a bad tfln

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:17pm

    Myocardial inshartshun

  • 57 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:35pm

    Love it!!

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 4:34pm

    Happened to me before no beuno!

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:43am

    You gotta stop takin it in the ass so often. Especially on those nights when you hit up T-Bell.

  • 63 72
    Submitted by pwndbyJIMbone on Jan 27, 10 at 12:22pm

    dude sharting is when you try to fart and poop, you cant TRY to fart in your sleep....you shat yourself

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:13pm

    Hahaha gross.. thattt sucks

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:15pm

    Hahah! That sucks!

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 3:56am

    My Fuckin roommate does this

  • 61 80
    Submitted by takeitslow on Jan 27, 10 at 12:07pm

    why the FUCK did you send this text to anyone? I would stop talking to you if you send this to me.

    • 75 61
      Submitted by takeitslow on Jan 27, 10 at 12:09pm

      and before I piss off any internet spelling nazis, *SENT

      • 81 54
        Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 27, 10 at 1:10pm

        Nazi? LOL...But Seriously.....

  • 60 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:49am

    No, you shit yourself in your sleep.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:22pm

    Isn't that just pooping yourself. If you were asleep, how to you know it was a shart?

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 8:57pm

    In Soviet Russia, sleep sharts on YOU!

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 6:41am

    Na you just shit yourself brah

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:56am

    Yes it's very possible!!

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:09am

    OMG SAME THING HAPPENED TO I had the stomach flu but still I didn't either