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  • 62 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:54pm
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    I shat myself twice in one night... It's very possible.

  • 61 47
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 27, 10 at 11:25am
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    Next Stop, Blumpkin-Ville.....

  • 58 43
    Submitted by Anonym00se on Jan 27, 10 at 12:06pm
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    Never take a laxative and a sleeping aid.... TRUST ME ON THIS!

  • 61 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:06pm
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    Wtf? How would you even know you did?

  • 52 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:46pm
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    Haha when you're sleeping. It's just a shit. Not a shart.

  • 54 44
    Submitted by Dave on Jan 27, 10 at 12:11pm
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    Why would that not be possible? If you can fart in your sleep, surely you can shart in your sleep. This was a terrible display of humor.

  • 47 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:35pm
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    Love it!!

  • 54 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:58am
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    Buy some chipotle away. That's what I use on my sheets. - Cain.

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:32am
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    Not even remotely funny

  • 46 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 4:26pm
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    This is truly a bad tfln

  • 55 55
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 27, 10 at 1:51pm
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    You didn't shart fucktard, you shit yourself.

  • 49 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:37pm
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    Been there.

  • 49 45
    Submitted by pwndbyJIMbone on Jan 27, 10 at 12:22pm
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    dude sharting is when you try to fart and poop, you cant TRY to fart in your sleep....you shat yourself

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 4:34pm
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    Happened to me before no beuno!

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:43am
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    You gotta stop takin it in the ass so often. Especially on those nights when you hit up T-Bell.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:38am
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    And your proud of this? FAIL!

  • 47 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:15pm
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    Hahah! That sucks!

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:38pm
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    Bahahaha!!!

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:49am
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    No, you shit yourself in your sleep.

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 6:41am
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    Na you just shit yourself brah

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 11:13pm
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    Hahaha gross.. thattt sucks

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 3:56am
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    My Fuckin roommate does this

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 7:17pm
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    Myocardial inshartshun

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:22pm
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    Isn't that just pooping yourself. If you were asleep, how to you know it was a shart?

  • 46 66
    Submitted by takeitslow on Jan 27, 10 at 12:07pm
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    why the FUCK did you send this text to anyone? I would stop talking to you if you send this to me.

    • 55 43
      Submitted by takeitslow on Jan 27, 10 at 12:09pm
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      and before I piss off any internet spelling nazis, *SENT

      • 65 39
        Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 27, 10 at 1:10pm
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        Nazi? LOL...But Seriously.....

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 8:57pm
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    In Soviet Russia, sleep sharts on YOU!

  • 37 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:56am
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    Yes it's very possible!!

  • 26 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 8:09am
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    OMG SAME THING HAPPENED TO I had the stomach flu but still I didn't either