peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
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HAHAHA..it was soo random, I ran out of the bathroom and nearly wet my pants trying to retell the story....
Magical things happen in Penn Station. Best place to be in NYC on Sunday mornings anywhere between 3:00-4:00 AM.
ya that happened to me once at Penn Station, but instead of a fork it was his fingers and instead of his bread it was his pubes... and he was naked, basically it was a homeless guy "showering" in the sink... ya... good night that was...
DAMMIT! 2:30 you totally took my comment. And for that, I love you. We have the same brain. <3
all i want to know is if the bum found it rude that you were texting while peeing
"Actually... It's a dinglehopper, not a fork."
I think that text was a haiku...
do you know what kind of snakes are in cornfields?! the kind with 2 heads!
He's texting while peeing? Why not just go for a picture message while you're at it?
Actually... It's a dinglehopper, not a fork.
that was pure genius 10:43
I LOVE NEW YORK!!!!!!
How bout this- im going to work, this guy gets on the train and asks me-
"hey, did you ever smoke crack in a cornfield? What about shooting dope in a cellar?"
8am. im going to work.
Only in new york.
Haha, we love you, too.