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  • 89 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 3:13am

    ya that happened to me once at Penn Station, but instead of a fork it was his fingers and instead of his bread it was his pubes... and he was naked, basically it was a homeless guy "showering" in the sink... ya... good night that was...

  • 74 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:32am

    do you know what kind of snakes are in cornfields?! the kind with 2 heads!

  • 78 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 10:26pm

    HAHAHA..it was soo random, I ran out of the bathroom and nearly wet my pants trying to retell the story....

  • 85 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 2:59pm

    Magical things happen in Penn Station. Best place to be in NYC on Sunday mornings anywhere between 3:00-4:00 AM.

  • 81 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 2:30pm

    Actually... It's a dinglehopper, not a fork.

  • 80 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 6:15pm

    I think that text was a haiku...

  • 74 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 10:43pm

    all i want to know is if the bum found it rude that you were texting while peeing

  • 69 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:34pm

    "Actually... It's a dinglehopper, not a fork." great reference!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:30pm

    He's texting while peeing? Why not just go for a picture message while you're at it?

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 3:34pm

    DAMMIT! 2:30 you totally took my comment. And for that, I love you. We have the same brain. <3

  • 70 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 17, 09 at 9:00am

    that was pure genius 10:43

  • 69 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 09 at 11:26am

    Haha, we love you, too.

  • 62 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:42pm

    I LOVE NEW YORK!!!!!! How bout this- im going to work, this guy gets on the train and asks me- "hey, did you ever smoke crack in a cornfield? What about shooting dope in a cellar?" 8am. im going to work. Only in new york.