peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
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Magical things happen in Penn Station. Best place to be in NYC on Sunday mornings anywhere between 3:00-4:00 AM.
HAHAHA..it was soo random, I ran out of the bathroom and nearly wet my pants trying to retell the story....
ya that happened to me once at Penn Station, but instead of a fork it was his fingers and instead of his bread it was his pubes... and he was naked, basically it was a homeless guy "showering" in the sink... ya... good night that was...
DAMMIT! 2:30 you totally took my comment. And for that, I love you. We have the same brain. <3
all i want to know is if the bum found it rude that you were texting while peeing
"Actually... It's a dinglehopper, not a fork."
I think that text was a haiku...
do you know what kind of snakes are in cornfields?! the kind with 2 heads!
He's texting while peeing? Why not just go for a picture message while you're at it?
Actually... It's a dinglehopper, not a fork.
that was pure genius 10:43
I LOVE NEW YORK!!!!!!
How bout this- im going to work, this guy gets on the train and asks me-
"hey, did you ever smoke crack in a cornfield? What about shooting dope in a cellar?"
8am. im going to work.
Only in new york.
Haha, we love you, too.