her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I need a beard to bite.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
