Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
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Not a direct insult to the text, but just curious: why do people feel the need to text something like this? I've never really thought about announcing my quiet desperation or alerting friends of my embarrassing moments. "Oh shit, that sucked... Let me use it to get attention."\n\nFar be it for me to judge, though. I love tfln. Just a short boredom fueled musing.
that was the most polite comment I've ever read
Yeah, doesn't really belong here. :D
Whoooo actually telllls people this stuff!?
. . . uh. . . I guess I should fess up to being the actual sender of this. I sent it a few people to warn them about the wet bathroom floor and hoping they would forgive me. . . I guess I got a little overly detailed. \n\nAnd for the record: I am a girl. I was blocking the drain which is how it flooded. o 3o;
It's a fake text. Who would ever admit to this?
i would totally tell a close friend something like this. Why assume openness doesn't exist?
It's not complicated, ladies. 1) Go to a bar. 2) Lower your standards.
Holy damn, that's one huge load! Fired!
If not for the "Fired!" part, this one would have had some merit.
If he had the slightest intellect the fired part could have easily worked in that statement, too. More proof he's an idiot.
If proof were rocks, he'd have been pulverized months ago.
I've totally done that. And yes, I told my friends about it. It was hilarious!
NIGGAH YOU HIRED!
Stop using our word you white devil