you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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