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  • One of the best shags I ever had was a guy who shaved his armpits. The status of armpit hair seems minor in the presence of multiple orgasms.

    Submitted by 20000Leagues on Apr 7, 13 at 8:10pm
  • What's worse is the fact that this matters to you somehow\n\nArmpits smell if not shaved properly and deodorant is used......would u rather have a stinky ?

    Submitted by pajonator on Apr 6, 13 at 4:01pm
  • Yeah, that happened to me too. On Saturday. The fuck? Also, didn't realize he shaves his legs too...

    Submitted by thissucksballs on Apr 10, 13 at 2:04am
  • Your swing goes the other way, you just haven't quite caught on yet.

    Submitted by Yeep on Apr 6, 13 at 2:49pm
  • Just be happy you hooked up, you spoiled slut.

    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Apr 8, 13 at 11:40am
  • "I'm feeling a bit prickly this morning...can I use your Venus razor and some raspberry-scented shave gel on my armpits, random girl I slept with?"

    Submitted by joshua_valentine on Apr 6, 13 at 1:53pm