Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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