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  • 87 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:13am

    You know that saying epic fail?

  • 70 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 12:34am

    Haha nice Jared

  • 68 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 7:52pm

    The saying actually is: beer before liquer you've never been sicker Liquer before beer you're in the clear

  • 75 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:51am

    Who cares that half of this is spelled wrong

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:10pm

    I was gonna say snookie!!!!!!

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:46pm

    Maybe it should read: beer than pickles gives your stomach a tickle. I'm workin on it.

  • 54 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:20am

    I remember my first beer

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 5:23pm

    agreed 314

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 18, 10 at 9:09am

    come on Jersey, you can do better than this....

  • 37 34
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Apr 22, 11 at 12:34am

    Thanks for the warning.

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:45pm

    That doesn't rhyme

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:55am

    Yea I have thrown up a whole pickle before good thing the fried batter wasn't still on it

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:08am

    not true.

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:09pm

    Snooky?????

  • 49 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:07am

    Poopface

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:53am

    That's so fuckin me hahahahaha

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:03pm

    There's no E at the end of snooki. Liquor is spelled with an O. Bye.

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:14am

    TFLN: I want my 99 cents back. With interest. This app gets worse by the hour.

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:06am

    Tardass

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 11:54pm

    Liquor Just saying...

  • 49 72
    Submitted by crazycarley on Feb 22, 10 at 12:24am

    morris county? snooki? nah fuck that shit, this is straight from the heart of sussex county & for the fucktards they are all like "thats not the right saying, retard" um ya i know that, thats what makes it funny assclown, so get some & shut the fuck upp

  • 48 70
    Submitted by whattheff on Feb 18, 10 at 9:47am

    snookiiiii!

  • 43 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:50am

    Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor then beer, you're in the clear.

  • 48 71
    Submitted by bsitz on Feb 18, 10 at 9:18am

    Beer before Liquor get drunk quicker

  • 37 51
    Submitted by bigbrown on Jun 22, 10 at 6:55am

    9:20 last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 5:31am

    Hysterical

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:18am

    Learn to spell too, please.

  • 51 82
    Submitted by xnine03x on Feb 18, 10 at 6:27pm

    who are you, snooki?

  • 49 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 3:14pm

    Ok snookie

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 9:10am

    Good old Morris county!!!

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 4:54pm

    1:46 ahahahhahahhha good one

  • 42 76
    Submitted by Herschel on Feb 18, 10 at 1:03pm

    Here I thought it was just pickles that made you throw up.