Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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