I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
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And to narrow the guessing of who you may have gotten the herp from.
Its not that hard to remember 2 names....
*asterisk
You've either fucked too many or your memory is pathetic... I'm undecided.
That's genius.
Doing that from now on. updating my contacts.
This is obviously fake, those are fake numbers!
That's pretty sensible....in a depraved kind of way.
I was drowning in pool...Candy Striper threw an unopened ranch-flavored Dorito chip bag to me to help...I'm alive. That's all I can say.
Bragging? Pfft you're a freak dude
Dead set who the fuck BRAGS about people they've slept with? Although I'm not gonna lie, asterisks so you can remember is a pretty good idea
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