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  • 73 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:26am

    cause you don't fuckin' get it, apparently. or listen to lady gaga, hahah.

  • 70 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:42am

    Bitch is crazy. Run!

  • 70 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:17pm

    I wish this was fake, but I really did this... >.<

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:10pm

    That song is about her dad.

  • 76 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 3:53pm

    In soviet russia lady gaga is known as sir gaga

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:34am

    552...tthis is a website about drunk texts...not music opinions. Fuck off.

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:52am

    Ohhhhhhh well we can help you with.... Nevermind you should probably just find a nice tall bridge.

  • 65 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:52am

    UGH! Annoying people! 9:48 is the type of person that makes me sure there is no God...

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:02am

    Second! Love her! Love that dog?

  • 66 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:03pm

    oh Mid Mich how i love you - 810

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:51am

    I totally love how the misspelling of "bawling" made this text sound so dirty... XD

  • 67 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:02am

    pah pah pah pathetic creep

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:08pm

    Adorable! Get your shit together.

  • 57 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:55pm

    Bawling. Learn to spell.

  • 57 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:48am

    Lady gaga in the place to be...like wat!!!

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:39am

    3:53 I totally agree. Lady gaga has a dick

  • 64 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:32pm

    haha. i am SURE the receiver is flattered (;

  • 59 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:21am

    p-p-p-p-p-p-p-poker face

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:52am

    I'm listening to that song right now!

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:53pm

    Hahahah, I love that this is talking about me. Who's voicemail inbox did I scar? Wayyy too drunk.

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:04am

    6:52, bridge? Anything tall, really.

  • 66 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:52pm

    Lady gaga is a fucking retarted whore, why would anyone listen to her racket. Its not even music, its the equivalent to a mix of fecal matter and vomit.

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:35am

    Ohhhhh mid-Michigan. Good God. How the HELL did this make it on here and not mine?..whatever.

  • 50 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:46am

    Lady Gaga balled him? Ewww!