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  • 60 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:26am
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    cause you don't fuckin' get it, apparently. or listen to lady gaga, hahah.

  • 57 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:42am
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    Bitch is crazy. Run!

  • 59 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:03pm
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    oh Mid Mich how i love you - 810

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 10:17pm
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    I wish this was fake, but I really did this... >.<

  • 64 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 3:53pm
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    In soviet russia lady gaga is known as sir gaga

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:34am
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    552...tthis is a website about drunk texts...not music opinions. Fuck off.

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:02am
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    Second! Love her! Love that dog?

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:10pm
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    That song is about her dad.

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:52am
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    Ohhhhhhh well we can help you with.... Nevermind you should probably just find a nice tall bridge.

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:52am
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    UGH! Annoying people! 9:48 is the type of person that makes me sure there is no God...

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 10:08pm
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    Adorable! Get your shit together.

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:55pm
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    Bawling. Learn to spell.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 9:48am
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    Lady gaga in the place to be...like wat!!!

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:21am
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    p-p-p-p-p-p-p-poker face

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:52am
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    I'm listening to that song right now!

  • 53 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:02am
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    pah pah pah pathetic creep

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:32pm
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    haha. i am SURE the receiver is flattered (;

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:53pm
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    Hahahah, I love that this is talking about me. Who's voicemail inbox did I scar? Wayyy too drunk.

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 10:35am
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    Ohhhhh mid-Michigan. Good God. How the HELL did this make it on here and not mine?..whatever.

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:39am
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    3:53 I totally agree. Lady gaga has a dick

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:51am
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    I totally love how the misspelling of "bawling" made this text sound so dirty... XD

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:04am
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    6:52, bridge? Anything tall, really.

  • 52 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:52pm
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    Lady gaga is a fucking retarted whore, why would anyone listen to her racket. Its not even music, its the equivalent to a mix of fecal matter and vomit.

  • 37 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:46am
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    Lady Gaga balled him? Ewww!