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  • 91 15
    Submitted by NuckinFuts on Jun 14, 13 at 3:50pm

    You get to keep your card. Following the baseball analogy, we're going to award you a ground rule double. We assume you could have scored with one or both on the bed (in the field of play) if there wasn't interference from the 3 on the floor.

  • 65 21
    Submitted by robbieman317 on Jun 14, 13 at 12:19pm

    I've been there before, ended up fucking one the next night. She said she would have been down the night before but was scared with all the other girls there

  • 51 18
    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Jun 15, 13 at 7:52am

    Keep the man card. Being a man is just as much about the things you don't do as it is about the things you do. Life is not a porno. Treating women as if it is isn't manly.

  • 39 19
    Submitted by Yeep on Jun 14, 13 at 11:43am

    I would have at least cranked one out, it's my damn bed.

  • 29 25
    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Jun 14, 13 at 11:42am

    Welcome to the depths of the friend zone.

    • 11 10
      Submitted by Axel5238 on Jun 14, 13 at 11:43pm

      The friend zone does not exist. It is a myth.

  • 11 14
    Submitted by sunshine1114 on Jun 16, 13 at 10:08am

    Fly_bi_night, that is so true. 👏👏👏

  • 26 48
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jun 14, 13 at 11:47am

    Balls: you don't have them.