woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
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Who eats a big mac with a fork and a knife?
Nanner25 was the only one paying attention.
A fat incredibly drunk guy preparing a breakfast for himself to leave in front of his computer before going to bed?
Meh, Brits eat everything with a knife and fork. Its weird, I know.
Australia you dick
So you woke up to a cold, congealed, big mac, stale chips, and a warm coke? You could do better than Drunk You. Raise the bar. How about hot breakfast in bed and a blow job while watching Sports Center?
id love to be the woman that makes that happen. lol
I'd bet you would love to be a woman too.
Keep it classy, Australia.
That must have been one long ass porn flick.
The only guy who thinks ahead when he's drunk
Special sauce squared.
Anddd 32 phone calls to your ex in your call history on your phone. Yah drunk you.
Don't lie, fatty- you woke up to play World of Warcrap
You my friend are awesome