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  • 89 56
    Submitted by tsoptsrif on May 27, 11 at 1:49pm

    So you woke up to a cold, congealed, big mac, stale chips, and a warm coke? You could do better than Drunk You. Raise the bar. How about hot breakfast in bed and a blow job while watching Sports Center?

    • 38 39
      Submitted by randomchic on May 27, 11 at 4:08pm

      id love to be the woman that makes that happen. lol

      • 53 38
        Submitted by tsoptsrif on May 27, 11 at 4:28pm

        I'd bet you would love to be a woman too.

  • 76 49
    Submitted by Nanner25 on May 27, 11 at 10:17pm

    Who eats a big mac with a fork and a knife?

    • 40 41
      Submitted by alltocommentonce on May 27, 11 at 11:09pm

      Nanner25 was the only one paying attention.

    • 40 49
      Submitted by tsoptsrif on May 28, 11 at 1:20am

      A fat incredibly drunk guy preparing a breakfast for himself to leave in front of his computer before going to bed?

    • 49 40
      Submitted by Synner on May 28, 11 at 1:26am

      Meh, Brits eat everything with a knife and fork. Its weird, I know.

  • 59 52
    Submitted by SchoolBusFire on May 27, 11 at 2:48pm

    Anddd 32 phone calls to your ex in your call history on your phone. Yah drunk you.

  • 54 45
    Submitted by Supermenace on May 28, 11 at 6:25am

    Keep it classy, Australia.

  • 53 43
    Submitted by volcomstar8 on May 28, 11 at 3:30am

    That must have been one long ass porn flick.

  • 49 42
    Submitted by kin_in_in on May 27, 11 at 5:16pm

    Special sauce squared.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by astonmartin on May 27, 11 at 2:13pm

    Don't lie, fatty- you woke up to play World of Warcrap

  • 42 45
    Submitted by ShadowLion on Jun 2, 11 at 1:22pm

    The only guy who thinks ahead when he's drunk

  • 26 40
    Submitted by 132465798 on Jun 5, 11 at 8:55pm

    You my friend are awesome