She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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