i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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Sounds like that dude needs to use a bit of conditioner. A nice soft beard is like holding the open end of a silk bad full of puppy ears up to your crotch.
That's not right, as a man with a beard I apologize for this. The only bad reaction I ever get from my fiance is it tickles if I've grown it out too long.
You know, Velcro commonly needs *two* halves for it to stick.