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    Submitted by Swampster on Aug 28, 13 at 11:49am

    Sounds like that dude needs to use a bit of conditioner. A nice soft beard is like holding the open end of a silk bad full of puppy ears up to your crotch.

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    Submitted by crockpot on Aug 28, 13 at 8:35pm

    That's not right, as a man with a beard I apologize for this. The only bad reaction I ever get from my fiance is it tickles if I've grown it out too long.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Aug 28, 13 at 9:00pm

    You know, Velcro commonly needs *two* halves for it to stick.