If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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