What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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