Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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