I hope mine doesn't look like that
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Help me help you realize you are a moron
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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