Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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Rednecks...gettin' 'er done.
I hate these "only I" or "only you" texts.. No, not only you would, other people find it funny because they can relate to it; so many people are just dumb when they get wasted. Your not the first person ever to be intoxicated.
Good job, talkin about yourself
Watermelon is so good!