I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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