Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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