The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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thanks. cuz no one wants to suck on a sour dick.
It's a good thing you can't suck your own dick
I appreciate this in a man...Nothing worse then goin down on stinky sweaty cock... Keep it up boys.
Lol same for me I shower and trim even though it's likely pointless
Too bad relying on a fantasy for basic hygiene probably keeps you from that blowjob, eh, OP?
so true!!! this is what i do too!
Fuck yeah Alberta motherfucker lol
Cuz if u don't shower then she stops in the middle when she says she tastes sand... So fucked up
too true brother, too true...
Thanks from the ladies
does your room in the parent's basemant have a shower?
If that's your only motivation to shower than it's not a suprise that blow jobs are only a remote occurence. Nasty Ass.
Hahaha that's awesome
You should have been aborted.
Lols with 1:49 at 1:20.
Haha I agree with this text though lol
BAHAHAHAHAHA well at least he's honest...wish all dudes would just be like that
I get a blowjob every hour.
-Marty the Midget
Hear hear brotha!
lmao! that's awesome
What other reason is there?