The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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thanks. cuz no one wants to suck on a sour dick.
It's a good thing you can't suck your own dick
I appreciate this in a man...Nothing worse then goin down on stinky sweaty cock... Keep it up boys.
so true!!! this is what i do too!
Too bad relying on a fantasy for basic hygiene probably keeps you from that blowjob, eh, OP?
Lol same for me I shower and trim even though it's likely pointless
too true brother, too true...
Fuck yeah Alberta motherfucker lol
Cuz if u don't shower then she stops in the middle when she says she tastes sand... So fucked up
Thanks from the ladies
does your room in the parent's basemant have a shower?
If that's your only motivation to shower than it's not a suprise that blow jobs are only a remote occurence. Nasty Ass.
Hahaha that's awesome
You should have been aborted.
I get a blowjob every hour.
-Marty the Midget
BAHAHAHAHAHA well at least he's honest...wish all dudes would just be like that
Lols with 1:49 at 1:20.
Haha I agree with this text though lol
Hear hear brotha!
lmao! that's awesome
What other reason is there?