you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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