You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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