he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize