i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
two words...techno handjob
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Randomize
