dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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