Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
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ah white trash...this is why I bring a stun gun to black Friday..someone grabs me they get bout 40000 volts
nunu...all yer comments on this post made my fookin day! I'm cacklin like a madman.
Taking bets for when nunubeest and LuvvyBoo meet up and have sex here. Bets start at 500$.
Hahahahaha! I'm sure he's too young and too far away
Reeses, I think you're funny.
Threeoneseven might land nunu...
Wait.....huh? Oh no dear, this is about you and him, lol, nice try ;-) hey ReesesPoofs, I'll see that 500 and raise you 25! Lol.
I never shop Black Friday. Just craziness
oh god it is but there are sometimes great deals I picked up a few Christmas gifts for my kid and saved about 400 bucks...can't argue with results...just have to make an aura of discomfort for everyone around you...look crazy, don't shower wear dirty clothes wear a long coat and sandals...look like someone who might start stabbing if they get startled...the crowds part like the red sea
Lmfao! You're awesome
I never shop black Friday, but with that advice I'm going to have to try next year or maybe after Christmas. If you see a chick from Indy on the news described as you have above, then you will know I tried it (and scared the shit out of someone!)
get a wig dip it in cooking lard hose it off and let it bake in the dryer on low heat in cloth bag(to protect the dryer) set it outside for a day...instant crazy homeless chick nappy greasy hair..people will leap out the way for fear of touching you
OK, you are just too cute. LOL!
LMAO!!!! I may just opt to not shower for a few days before, my curly hair will fro and I'll smell pretty ripe. If I'm lucky, my kids will stop following me around too!
aw use the wig its so you don't ruin that beautiful hair of yours...of course it never hurts to have someone take the time to wash it out and brush it for you
I can't do wigs. Can't hide the blond.
Don't hide it! I'm a brunette and from what I've been told, you guys have all the fun :-)
Challenge accepted. My hair is LONG. You will wish you never said that, lol.