I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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