Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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