its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
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Hahah, you are amazing.
it would be a great improvement for this man. can't remember what a vag looks like. sex 5 times in 32 years...great.
lol..this made me laugh so much!
most hilarious text I've ever read
who needs a man when you have different speeds of water that shoot out of a shower head?
this is one of the funniest things ive seen all day... which is probably because it is sooooo true...
Multi-setting shower heads, ftw!
hahahahhahaha oh man. my ultimate fantasy.
lmao!!! to true & funny...
hahaha i do that and i have a boyfriend.
aren't those things amazing?
Hotel hellllllll yeah I've done that!
props to the girl for actually admitting she masterbates
I have a feeling this would be a significant improvement for some men.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAAH
how much to you weigh?
Wow. Awesome. I totally relate!
that is absolutely hilarious
LOL- freakin' awesome! I wouldn't trade my multi-setting shower head for any other toy
Thank you, this made my day. And I agree with 11:34 that would be a significant improvement.
LMFAO hilarious. And I totally know how she feels.
lmao....sad thing is I know the feeling, and i somehow suspect that you're so long is shorter than mine!
Sorry to hear about ur prob...but I can totally relate!!!
Every women needs a multi-setting shower head. End of story.
Haha- that is hilarious!
This is damn funny.. .nice... if you're under 400 pounds, call me.
haahahahahha gotta love austin. so true though.
lmao.. i am in love with this chick. thank you for saying what all of us have been thinking.
Multi-setting showerhead is actually what my ex and I named my penis. It gets the job done.
spoken like a true girl lacking sex. i know the feeling all too well lol
sorry to hear that....
now that would be some damn good sex.
hahahaha this is from my area code, had to check my sent messages to make sure it wasn't mine..
hahaha! hotel shower head is extra naughty!
I just treated that problem two days ago after way too long, I am still readjusting adn trying to keep it straight in my head.
lmao i just pictured johnny depp with a multispeed showerhead in his crotch. ultimate win.
Optimal water pressure, multiple settings, extends when needed to get that spot... I'm totally with you!
aww.
holy shit that is funny
Wow. Just wow. Haha...
I just booked a hotel room and got excited that one of it's selling points was a multi-setting shower head... please note: I'll be alone in the room :(
so funny. damn, i about cried from laughing so hard.
ah...not a great image for me, thanks.
lol if you need the sex i got the tool for youm lol
I want to know this person
A Friday night on 6th Street will solve that problem.
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