its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
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Hahah, you are amazing.
it would be a great improvement for this man. can't remember what a vag looks like. sex 5 times in 32 years...great.
lol..this made me laugh so much!
who needs a man when you have different speeds of water that shoot out of a shower head?
most hilarious text I've ever read
this is one of the funniest things ive seen all day... which is probably because it is sooooo true...
hahahahhahaha oh man. my ultimate fantasy.
aren't those things amazing?
hahaha i do that and i have a boyfriend.
Multi-setting shower heads, ftw!
Hotel hellllllll yeah I've done that!
lmao!!! to true & funny...
props to the girl for actually admitting she masterbates
I have a feeling this would be a significant improvement for some men.
that is absolutely hilarious
Wow. Awesome. I totally relate!
how much to you weigh?
Thank you, this made my day. And I agree with 11:34 that would be a significant improvement.
lmao....sad thing is I know the feeling, and i somehow suspect that you're so long is shorter than mine!
LOL- freakin' awesome! I wouldn't trade my multi-setting shower head for any other toy
Sorry to hear about ur prob...but I can totally relate!!!
LMFAO hilarious. And I totally know how she feels.
This is damn funny.. .nice... if you're under 400 pounds, call me.
Every women needs a multi-setting shower head. End of story.
Haha- that is hilarious!
haahahahahha gotta love austin. so true though.
lmao.. i am in love with this chick. thank you for saying what all of us have been thinking.
spoken like a true girl lacking sex. i know the feeling all too well lol
Multi-setting showerhead is actually what my ex and I named my penis. It gets the job done.
now that would be some damn good sex.
sorry to hear that....
hahaha! hotel shower head is extra naughty!
I just treated that problem two days ago after way too long, I am still readjusting adn trying to keep it straight in my head.
lmao i just pictured johnny depp with a multispeed showerhead in his crotch. ultimate win.
hahahaha this is from my area code, had to check my sent messages to make sure it wasn't mine..
Optimal water pressure, multiple settings, extends when needed to get that spot... I'm totally with you!
holy shit that is funny
Wow. Just wow. Haha...
I just booked a hotel room and got excited that one of it's selling points was a multi-setting shower head... please note: I'll be alone in the room :(
lol if you need the sex i got the tool for youm lol
ah...not a great image for me, thanks.
so funny. damn, i about cried from laughing so hard.
I want to know this person
A Friday night on 6th Street will solve that problem.