its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
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Hahah, you are amazing.
who needs a man when you have different speeds of water that shoot out of a shower head?
most hilarious text I've ever read
it would be a great improvement for this man. can't remember what a vag looks like. sex 5 times in 32 years...great.
this is one of the funniest things ive seen all day... which is probably because it is sooooo true...
hahahahhahaha oh man. my ultimate fantasy.
aren't those things amazing?
lol..this made me laugh so much!
hahaha i do that and i have a boyfriend.
Hotel hellllllll yeah I've done that!
Multi-setting shower heads, ftw!
that is absolutely hilarious
props to the girl for actually admitting she masterbates
I have a feeling this would be a significant improvement for some men.
lmao!!! to true & funny...
Thank you, this made my day. And I agree with 11:34 that would be a significant improvement.
how much to you weigh?
lmao....sad thing is I know the feeling, and i somehow suspect that you're so long is shorter than mine!
LOL- freakin' awesome! I wouldn't trade my multi-setting shower head for any other toy
Sorry to hear about ur prob...but I can totally relate!!!
Wow. Awesome. I totally relate!
LMFAO hilarious. And I totally know how she feels.
This is damn funny.. .nice... if you're under 400 pounds, call me.
Every women needs a multi-setting shower head. End of story.
Haha- that is hilarious!
spoken like a true girl lacking sex. i know the feeling all too well lol
haahahahahha gotta love austin. so true though.
now that would be some damn good sex.
Multi-setting showerhead is actually what my ex and I named my penis. It gets the job done.
lmao.. i am in love with this chick. thank you for saying what all of us have been thinking.
hahaha! hotel shower head is extra naughty!
lmao i just pictured johnny depp with a multispeed showerhead in his crotch. ultimate win.
I just treated that problem two days ago after way too long, I am still readjusting adn trying to keep it straight in my head.
Optimal water pressure, multiple settings, extends when needed to get that spot... I'm totally with you!
sorry to hear that....
hahahaha this is from my area code, had to check my sent messages to make sure it wasn't mine..
holy shit that is funny
lol if you need the sex i got the tool for youm lol
Wow. Just wow. Haha...
ah...not a great image for me, thanks.
I just booked a hotel room and got excited that one of it's selling points was a multi-setting shower head... please note: I'll be alone in the room :(
I want to know this person
so funny. damn, i about cried from laughing so hard.
A Friday night on 6th Street will solve that problem.