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  • Hahah, you are amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:33pm
  • most hilarious text I've ever read

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:35am
  • this is one of the funniest things ive seen all day... which is probably because it is sooooo true...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 8:38pm
  • who needs a man when you have different speeds of water that shoot out of a shower head?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:08pm
  • it would be a great improvement for this man. can't remember what a vag looks like. sex 5 times in 32 years...great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:42am
  • aren't those things amazing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:21am
  • hahahahhahaha oh man. my ultimate fantasy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:59am
  • lol..this made me laugh so much!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:00am
  • LOL- freakin' awesome! I wouldn't trade my multi-setting shower head for any other toy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:35am
  • that is absolutely hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:06pm
  • Hotel hellllllll yeah I've done that!

    Submitted by mae on Apr 6, 10 at 10:20pm
  • props to the girl for actually admitting she masterbates

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:46pm
  • lmao....sad thing is I know the feeling, and i somehow suspect that you're so long is shorter than mine!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:02pm
  • hahaha i do that and i have a boyfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:39am
  • I have a feeling this would be a significant improvement for some men.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Multi-setting shower heads, ftw!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:37pm
  • lmao!!! to true & funny...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:55am
  • Thank you, this made my day. And I agree with 11:34 that would be a significant improvement.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:13am
  • how much to you weigh?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:46am
  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAAAH

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:41am
  • Sorry to hear about ur prob...but I can totally relate!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:54pm
  • Every women needs a multi-setting shower head. End of story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 5:37pm
  • Wow. Awesome. I totally relate!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:59pm
  • LMFAO hilarious. And I totally know how she feels.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:43pm
  • Haha- that is hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:55pm
  • This is damn funny.. .nice... if you're under 400 pounds, call me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 6:32pm
  • now that would be some damn good sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:24pm
  • spoken like a true girl lacking sex. i know the feeling all too well lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:26am
  • haahahahahha gotta love austin. so true though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:25pm
  • Optimal water pressure, multiple settings, extends when needed to get that spot... I'm totally with you!

    Submitted by randa_jean on Mar 24, 10 at 10:48pm
  • lmao i just pictured johnny depp with a multispeed showerhead in his crotch. ultimate win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:44am
  • lmao.. i am in love with this chick. thank you for saying what all of us have been thinking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 10:22pm
  • hahahaha this is from my area code, had to check my sent messages to make sure it wasn't mine..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:14pm
  • Multi-setting showerhead is actually what my ex and I named my penis. It gets the job done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 7:58pm
  • hahaha! hotel shower head is extra naughty!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 1:19am
  • I just treated that problem two days ago after way too long, I am still readjusting adn trying to keep it straight in my head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:12pm
  • sorry to hear that....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:21pm
  • aww.

    Submitted by NerdyVE on Feb 8, 11 at 10:51pm
  • holy shit that is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:05pm
  • lol if you need the sex i got the tool for youm lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:38pm
  • ah...not a great image for me, thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:22pm
  • I just booked a hotel room and got excited that one of it's selling points was a multi-setting shower head... please note: I'll be alone in the room :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:30pm
  • Wow. Just wow. Haha...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:35pm
  • so funny. damn, i about cried from laughing so hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:34am
  • I want to know this person

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:16am
  • A Friday night on 6th Street will solve that problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 8:07pm