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  • Next time you see your parents, just set down in front of them, say nothing, and see what happens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:26pm
  • why does someone always bring up soviet russia?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:41am
    • It's sort of a running joke. Look up Yakov Smirnoff if you want to see the original, genuinely funny, version. Problem is, whoever is making these jokes has the sense of humour of a six year old.

      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 1, 10 at 3:20am
  • Who the hell would think this is a good night!?

    Submitted by Chris1993 on Jan 31, 10 at 10:19pm
    • People who are really, really desperate to get a new cock ring? Or, more realistically, smartasses and people who misclick.

      Submitted by Herschel on Feb 1, 10 at 12:38pm
  • Dude that's a 10 on the freak-out-o-meter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:05pm
  • This one goes all the way up to 11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:31pm
  • At least you now know that you aren't adopted.

    Submitted by anonymousGiraffe on Feb 1, 10 at 1:09am
  • In Soviet Russia, cock ring freaks out because of you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:17am
  • 69. Lol ok jk but seriously......... about 3501.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:13pm
  • People...your parents are having sex. You will be having sex when you are parents. People have sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:09pm
  • Possibly used? Really, think about this for a second - you think it would get as far as the headboard and not get used at least once? \n\nAlso, on the freakout scale, it's maybe a four. Ten is reserved for things like accidental pregnancies and diagnoses of cancer. You're allowed to be disturbed by it, but it's not worthy of a true freaking out.

    Submitted by Herschel on Jan 31, 10 at 11:45pm
  • Ten. Thousand.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:56pm
  • Possibly the most scarring moment of anyones life

    Submitted by ............ on Jun 28, 10 at 3:06pm
  • Wtf? Dont smell it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:01am
  • I'm pretty sure that breaks the scale all together

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:50pm
  • Omg hun I'm so sorry that's nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:08pm
  • Totally gross... Why on earth would you be looking there??? I mean, really! What can you expect! But very much an "EEWWWW!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:30am
  • Honestly a 12

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:44pm
  • Nevermind I looked it up, you're dad prolly has a small dick, hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:59pm
  • def a 7; i mean shit they will have sex

    Submitted by 97kouki on Jan 31, 10 at 10:22pm
  • In Soviet Russia cock rings give you head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:05pm
  • Like a 6

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:23am
  • Its probably a hairband dipshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:39pm
    • you can totally tell the difference between a cock ring and a hairband. one cock rings are made of rubber so you can clean em. think how nasty a cloth like material would get. ewwwwww

      Submitted by torque2789 on Feb 1, 10 at 12:15am
  • Did you suck it clean? -The Canadian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:46pm
  • WTF is a cock ring

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:54pm
  • Yes parents have sex but the child doesn't want anything to do or know about it! So ya 10

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:05pm
  • Infinity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:55pm
  • 1500

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:08am
  • That's an 11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 4:14am
  • Your parents are AWESOME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:49am
  • Um a ten. your parents having sex, like a five. Your parents being freaky, a ten for sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:30am
  • 28, easy.

    Submitted by Sharniqua on Feb 15, 10 at 6:45pm
  • Total freak but not as much if it was the mattress

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:14am
  • There's always that one person who says "In Soviet Russia..." lulz you're awesome(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:07am
  • whats a cock ring

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:12pm
  • Something similar to this happened to my sister. We decided it was best to return it to it's owner- send it in an anonymous package, no return address to your parents house. Never speak of it again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:50am
  • I'd use it to save money...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:59pm
  • 10:05 your such an idiot that it's funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:13pm
  • OP is a dumbass for accepting any of his/her parents' bedroom furniture.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:22pm
  • Yea I would just have your mother over and pretend to have to make the bed and have her help. Then tell her that it has to be gone by the time you return from the bathroom. Mothers take glee out of humiliating you as a kid, this is her payback!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:56am
  • Possibly used? Smell it, then let us know. If you can't smell anything, give it a little lick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:50am
  • It's Bremerton...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:32pm
  • Best!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 5:13pm
  • Ahhhhhh... You Just Boil It And Use It....

    Submitted by evilspiral on May 22, 10 at 9:44pm
  • Mmmm.. 9.6427?

    Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on Jun 13, 10 at 12:08pm
  • 10:12 I laugh at you. To the post, holy SHIT, a 9.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:29pm
  • First!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:03pm
  • I love the Soviet Russia stuff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:42am
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