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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:26pm

    Next time you see your parents, just set down in front of them, say nothing, and see what happens.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:41am

    why does someone always bring up soviet russia?

    • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 1, 10 at 3:20am

      It's sort of a running joke. Look up Yakov Smirnoff if you want to see the original, genuinely funny, version. Problem is, whoever is making these jokes has the sense of humour of a six year old.

  • Submitted by Chris1993 on Jan 31, 10 at 10:19pm

    Who the hell would think this is a good night!?

    • Submitted by Herschel on Feb 1, 10 at 12:38pm

      People who are really, really desperate to get a new cock ring? Or, more realistically, smartasses and people who misclick.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:05pm

    Dude that's a 10 on the freak-out-o-meter.

  • Submitted by anonymousGiraffe on Feb 1, 10 at 1:09am

    At least you now know that you aren't adopted.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:31pm

    This one goes all the way up to 11

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:56pm

    Ten. Thousand.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:05pm

    In Soviet Russia cock rings give you head.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:17am

    In Soviet Russia, cock ring freaks out because of you!

  • Submitted by ............ on Jun 28, 10 at 3:06pm

    Possibly the most scarring moment of anyones life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:01am

    Wtf? Dont smell it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:09pm

    People...your parents are having sex. You will be having sex when you are parents. People have sex.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:54pm

    WTF is a cock ring

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:13pm

    69. Lol ok jk but seriously......... about 3501.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 7:55pm

    Infinity

  • Submitted by Herschel on Jan 31, 10 at 11:45pm

    Possibly used? Really, think about this for a second - you think it would get as far as the headboard and not get used at least once? \n\nAlso, on the freakout scale, it's maybe a four. Ten is reserved for things like accidental pregnancies and diagnoses of cancer. You're allowed to be disturbed by it, but it's not worthy of a true freaking out.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:59pm

    Nevermind I looked it up, you're dad prolly has a small dick, hahaha

  • Submitted by Sharniqua on Feb 15, 10 at 6:45pm

    28, easy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:50pm

    I'm pretty sure that breaks the scale all together

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:30am

    Totally gross... Why on earth would you be looking there??? I mean, really! What can you expect! But very much an "EEWWWW!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:44pm

    Honestly a 12

  • Submitted by 97kouki on Jan 31, 10 at 10:22pm

    def a 7; i mean shit they will have sex

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:13pm

    10:05 your such an idiot that it's funny.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 11:05pm

    Yes parents have sex but the child doesn't want anything to do or know about it! So ya 10

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:39pm

    Its probably a hairband dipshit

    • Submitted by torque2789 on Feb 1, 10 at 12:15am

      you can totally tell the difference between a cock ring and a hairband. one cock rings are made of rubber so you can clean em. think how nasty a cloth like material would get. ewwwwww

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:23am

    Like a 6

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:08pm

    Omg hun I'm so sorry that's nasty

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:46pm

    Did you suck it clean? -The Canadian

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:49am

    Your parents are AWESOME

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:08am

    1500

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:12pm

    whats a cock ring

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 4:14am

    That's an 11

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 5:13pm

    Best!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:30am

    Um a ten. your parents having sex, like a five. Your parents being freaky, a ten for sure.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:14am

    Total freak but not as much if it was the mattress

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:29pm

    10:12 I laugh at you. To the post, holy SHIT, a 9.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 12:07am

    There's always that one person who says "In Soviet Russia..." lulz you're awesome(:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:56am

    Yea I would just have your mother over and pretend to have to make the bed and have her help. Then tell her that it has to be gone by the time you return from the bathroom. Mothers take glee out of humiliating you as a kid, this is her payback!!!

  • Submitted by evilspiral on May 22, 10 at 9:44pm

    Ahhhhhh... You Just Boil It And Use It....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:42am

    I love the Soviet Russia stuff.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:50am

    Something similar to this happened to my sister. We decided it was best to return it to it's owner- send it in an anonymous package, no return address to your parents house. Never speak of it again.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:03pm

    First!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:22pm

    OP is a dumbass for accepting any of his/her parents' bedroom furniture.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:59pm

    I'd use it to save money...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:32pm

    It's Bremerton...

  • Submitted by SashaLuhvsYuh on Jun 13, 10 at 12:08pm

    Mmmm.. 9.6427?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:50am

    Possibly used? Smell it, then let us know. If you can't smell anything, give it a little lick.