on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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Next time you see your parents, just set down in front of them, say nothing, and see what happens.
why does someone always bring up soviet russia?
It's sort of a running joke. Look up Yakov Smirnoff if you want to see the original, genuinely funny, version. Problem is, whoever is making these jokes has the sense of humour of a six year old.
Who the hell would think this is a good night!?
People who are really, really desperate to get a new cock ring? Or, more realistically, smartasses and people who misclick.
At least you now know that you aren't adopted.
Dude that's a 10 on the freak-out-o-meter.
In Soviet Russia, cock ring freaks out because of you!
People...your parents are having sex. You will be having sex when you are parents. People have sex.
This one goes all the way up to 11
69. Lol ok jk but seriously......... about 3501.
Possibly used? Really, think about this for a second - you think it would get as far as the headboard and not get used at least once? \n\nAlso, on the freakout scale, it's maybe a four. Ten is reserved for things like accidental pregnancies and diagnoses of cancer. You're allowed to be disturbed by it, but it's not worthy of a true freaking out.
Wtf? Dont smell it.
I'm pretty sure that breaks the scale all together
Possibly the most scarring moment of anyones life
Omg hun I'm so sorry that's nasty
Nevermind I looked it up, you're dad prolly has a small dick, hahaha
In Soviet Russia cock rings give you head.
Honestly a 12
def a 7; i mean shit they will have sex
WTF is a cock ring
Totally gross... Why on earth would you be looking there??? I mean, really! What can you expect! But very much an "EEWWWW!"
Like a 6
Its probably a hairband dipshit
you can totally tell the difference between a cock ring and a hairband. one cock rings are made of rubber so you can clean em. think how nasty a cloth like material would get. ewwwwww
Did you suck it clean?
Yes parents have sex but the child doesn't want anything to do or know about it! So ya 10
Your parents are AWESOME
That's an 11
Total freak but not as much if it was the mattress
There's always that one person who says "In Soviet Russia..." lulz you're awesome(:
Um a ten.
your parents having sex, like a five. Your parents being freaky, a ten for sure.
whats a cock ring
I'd use it to save money...
Something similar to this happened to my sister. We decided it was best to return it to it's owner- send it in an anonymous package, no return address to your parents house. Never speak of it again.
Yea I would just have your mother over and pretend to have to make the bed and have her help. Then tell her that it has to be gone by the time you return from the bathroom. Mothers take glee out of humiliating you as a kid, this is her payback!!!
10:05 your such an idiot that it's funny.
OP is a dumbass for accepting any of his/her parents' bedroom furniture.
Ahhhhhh... You Just Boil It And Use It....
Possibly used? Smell it, then let us know. If you can't smell anything, give it a little lick.
10:12 I laugh at you. To the post, holy SHIT, a 9.
I love the Soviet Russia stuff.