I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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