I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
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I'd punch you in the head so hard you'd def lick the floor. Tard
I think now is a good stopping place.
Are you sure you're not baked instead? This just sounds like something a stoner would do.
A stoner wouldn't lick doritos, he'd devour that shit, then the sunchips, then whatever else is in the fridge and cabinets.
This sounds like a method to consume fewer calories. Smart!
I would J*zz in the doritos and puttjem back and watch peopleeat it.