Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I could fuck to npr.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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