So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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