Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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