Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
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Well played indeed, my dear unknown new hero. Lmao.
Reminds me of Office Space.
Well played, my friend
y didnt i think of that?
Well played, play on playa
I've actually done this and it works like a charm everytime!
This guy is a WINNER. take notes ladies and gentlemen...
that is genius right there!!
Team work I love it!
people can do this, because in Canada where this texts was sent from, THERE IS NO RECESSION,
3:49 was the key phrase "was a manager"?
Leave 1/2 a cup of coffee. It looks like you drank the other half.
How is it that people like this have a job during a recession?
You're best idea ever
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And you are a negative Nancy that needs to get laid.
Kinda wrong. Lol and your boss would have to be an idiot not to notice..
I agree with 5:50, don't be a pansy. But it's still pretty funny. That's a quality coworker and I hope the OP returns the favor some time.
I have an extra set of keys in my drawer if you want to lay those on the desk too.
At least say please douchebag
if only there was a method for college too. need to remember this one for later.
I'd like to catch the lazy fuck AND their time- stealin' co-worker at this. They'd be lucky to be sloppin' tacos at Taco Bell!
Man up and get your ass to work. If you play you gotta pay.
I agree with 5:50 and 6:02 and ESPECIALLY 7:31 but this is still funny. :) What a great coworker :D
I was a manager and called in to to work to punch in and out on the weekends, only showed up on the week days
how about you don't get shitfaced the night before work or at least don't show up late. take some responsibility and grow up a bit, you're obviously an adult
Please!... Is good to say too!
Yea I agreed with the well played part