Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
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Well played indeed, my dear unknown new hero. Lmao.
Reminds me of Office Space.
Well played, my friend
I've actually done this and it works like a charm everytime!
Well played, play on playa
y didnt i think of that?
This guy is a WINNER. take notes ladies and gentlemen...
that is genius right there!!
people can do this, because in Canada where this texts was sent from, THERE IS NO RECESSION,
3:49 was the key phrase "was a manager"?
Team work I love it!
Leave 1/2 a cup of coffee. It looks like you drank the other half.
And you are a negative Nancy that needs to get laid.
How is it that people like this have a job during a recession?
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You're best idea ever
Kinda wrong. Lol and your boss would have to be an idiot not to notice..
I have an extra set of keys in my drawer if you want to lay those on the desk too.
I agree with 5:50, don't be a pansy. But it's still pretty funny. That's a quality coworker and I hope the OP returns the favor some time.
if only there was a method for college too. need to remember this one for later.
At least say please douchebag
Man up and get your ass to work. If you play you gotta pay.
I'd like to catch the lazy fuck AND their time- stealin' co-worker at this. They'd be lucky to be sloppin' tacos at Taco Bell!
I agree with 5:50 and 6:02 and ESPECIALLY 7:31 but this is still funny. :) What a great coworker :D
Please!... Is good to say too!
I was a manager and called in to to work to punch in and out on the weekends, only showed up on the week days
how about you don't get shitfaced the night before work or at least don't show up late. take some responsibility and grow up a bit, you're obviously an adult
Yea I agreed with the well played part