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  • Well played indeed, my dear unknown new hero. Lmao.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:18pm
  • Reminds me of Office Space.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:00pm
  • GENIUS!! y didnt i think of that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:52pm
  • This guy is a WINNER. take notes ladies and gentlemen...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:43pm
  • Well played, my friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:53pm
  • Well played, play on playa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:37pm
  • that is genius right there!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:02pm
  • Team work I love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:15am
  • people can do this, because in Canada where this texts was sent from, THERE IS NO RECESSION, silly Americans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:40pm
  • I've actually done this and it works like a charm everytime!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:35pm
  • Leave 1/2 a cup of coffee. It looks like you drank the other half.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:24am
  • 3:49 was the key phrase "was a manager"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:06am
  • And you are a negative Nancy that needs to get laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:47am
  • How is it that people like this have a job during a recession?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 7:31pm
  • You're best idea ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:18pm
  • Check it out! " MusVic" on facebook! Best artist ever!!!!!

    Submitted by cond0m5 on Oct 27, 10 at 3:58am
  • I agree with 5:50, don't be a pansy. But it's still pretty funny. That's a quality coworker and I hope the OP returns the favor some time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 6:02pm
  • Kinda wrong. Lol and your boss would have to be an idiot not to notice..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:00am
  • I have an extra set of keys in my drawer if you want to lay those on the desk too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:55pm
  • if only there was a method for college too. need to remember this one for later.

    Submitted by Lucaz172 on Jan 1, 11 at 9:02pm
  • At least say please douchebag

    Submitted by showMEdemTITTAYS on Aug 3, 11 at 8:12am
  • I agree with 5:50 and 6:02 and ESPECIALLY 7:31 but this is still funny. :) What a great coworker :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 8:56pm
  • I'd like to catch the lazy fuck AND their time- stealin' co-worker at this. They'd be lucky to be sloppin' tacos at Taco Bell!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:22am
  • Quebec power

    Submitted by qcOUTTActrl on Jun 15, 11 at 11:27pm
  • Man up and get your ass to work. If you play you gotta pay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:50pm
  • Please!... Is good to say too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:36am
  • I was a manager and called in to to work to punch in and out on the weekends, only showed up on the week days

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:49am
  • how about you don't get shitfaced the night before work or at least don't show up late. take some responsibility and grow up a bit, you're obviously an adult

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:21am
  • VAGINAAAA!!!! YAYAYAYA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:49pm
  • Yea I agreed with the well played part

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:07am