Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
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Well played indeed, my dear unknown new hero. Lmao.
Reminds me of Office Space.
Well played, my friend
y didnt i think of that?
Well played, play on playa
I've actually done this and it works like a charm everytime!
This guy is a WINNER. take notes ladies and gentlemen...
that is genius right there!!
Team work I love it!
people can do this, because in Canada where this texts was sent from, THERE IS NO RECESSION,
3:49 was the key phrase "was a manager"?
Leave 1/2 a cup of coffee. It looks like you drank the other half.
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How is it that people like this have a job during a recession?
And you are a negative Nancy that needs to get laid.
You're best idea ever
Kinda wrong. Lol and your boss would have to be an idiot not to notice..
I have an extra set of keys in my drawer if you want to lay those on the desk too.
I agree with 5:50, don't be a pansy. But it's still pretty funny. That's a quality coworker and I hope the OP returns the favor some time.
At least say please douchebag
I'd like to catch the lazy fuck AND their time- stealin' co-worker at this. They'd be lucky to be sloppin' tacos at Taco Bell!
if only there was a method for college too. need to remember this one for later.
Man up and get your ass to work. If you play you gotta pay.
I agree with 5:50 and 6:02 and ESPECIALLY 7:31 but this is still funny. :) What a great coworker :D
how about you don't get shitfaced the night before work or at least don't show up late. take some responsibility and grow up a bit, you're obviously an adult
Please!... Is good to say too!
I was a manager and called in to to work to punch in and out on the weekends, only showed up on the week days
Yea I agreed with the well played part