found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
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So when he is chiefin on his way home from work he whigs out and wrecks? Great idea.
Funny stuff. Most of these little bitches have probably never tried it before, or any drug for that matter... My friend pissed himself the other nite on it... lmao
Salvia divinorum (Diviners' Sage, ska María Pastora, Sage of the Seers, or colloquially by its genus name Salvia) is a psychoactive herb which can induce strong dissociative effects.
My buddy was on it, and said he thought everyone was made out of Lego,
And another guy said it looked like people's faces were melting.
my housemate was on this shit and thought he was the water underneath a pirate ship. left a drool puddle over the course of 10 mins while he laughed his face off. was really gross.
can you imagine what youd see driving and being on that?
Your from alberta! Calgary! or Airdrie or something!!
youtube driving on salvia hahaha funny shit
mixing it with weed is horrible. only makes for a longer, more increased trip.
not cool. poor dad.
if he's a father he shouldnt be acting so irresponsible anyway so he deserves it haha
oh yeah and salvia is quiiite the trip if you know what you are doing with it
@ 12:17 americans are not a race dipshit
driving on salvia can't be possible.
lol at the guy above me. Salvia actually requires a higher temperature than most other substances, and higher than some lighters can produce. However, hold a flame to something long enough and it will heat up hotter than the hottest part of the flame.
And as fucked up as this is, this is funny as shit.
Dude, salvia while driving (expecially someone who doesnt know they are smoking it) = VERY BAD IDEA
.. ... wow. I'm a fan of both drugs, but I feel that dosing someone with something without telling them counts as assault, and you deserve to be beaten with sticks until dead. Seriously uncool, man.
So driving under the influence of marijuana is a good idea now?
Many people who are anti-drugs are also anti-alcohol.
That is the most fucked up degenerate shit I've ever heard.
WHoa, man! Have fun toting around that load of guilt that will plague you for the rest of your life if something happens to your dad or someone else as a result of your "fun" little experiment! Hope you get a manslaughter charge to go with it!
ah shut the fuck up. you could never get high off salvia from a dugout...the taste is noticeable immediately...the dose is too small...its a funny prank
I'm frequently embarrassed to be of the "american race".
i can only picture bad things happening from this. Dick move. Also, dangerous move.
That shit is NOT COOL. Seriously. SERIOUSLY.
I just hope he doesn't try to drive while on salvia... god that would end badly
if not, then it's just hilarious
never used a butane and done it plenty of times, probably not the best idea but good work on the post. story over. PHISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*caughs up the banana she's eating*
peeps are my favorite easter candy
maybe not the best idea, but his dad shouldnt be driving stoned anyway
Fuck the dad. Who gives a shit. One less dumbass in the world smoking dope, not to mention while driving. His dad sounds like a piece of shit to begin with. He dies, oh well!
omg thats funny...hope he pulls over though once he starts to trip.
i did that once..in my dorm room..felt like my hair was made o spaghetti, and the chair was eating the rug :)
That's hella fucked up.. You should have just smoked it all. That would show him
11:38 - how is he acting irresponsibly? If he's old you can assume he's smoked for awhile and I mean I've only smoked for 5 years and I can drive fine blitzed.
yeah man. now your dad got in an accident and is paralyzed from the neck down. for fun.
THAT IS HILARIOUS MY FRIEND!
Wow... time to start watching the area's news websites to hear about his death. You used to have a dad, kid. Now you have a gravesite.
haha , damn and cause u are an adult doesn't mean u can't still smoke some weed... u freaking americans
dude you mise well lace it with crack
"Yeah, too bad salvia only works when you use a butane lighter, so I guess you better hope that's what he has."
Not true, any lighter will work, maybe not as efficiently but it'll work.
But yeah that's hella shady, dosing someone is not cool.
Completely torching salvia ruins its effects. The only thing the dad will probably notice is a small taste.
What an ignorant loser. I mean you... not your dad.
Oh Alberta . Stay classy
haha i did salvia yesterday, didnt trip tho, still fun
i had salvia before. let me just say its some cazy ass shit lol. thought i qas swimming around a k mart parking lot
Yeah, too bad salvia only works when you use a butane lighter, so I guess you better hope that's what he has.
Salvia is a legal drug that makes you halucinate for a very short period of time. It's not as fun as it sounds though.
salvia is still legal in some states.
and it probably won't do anything unless your dad uses a butane lighter, so everyone needs to calm the hell down.
the only thing i have to say in response to such an action is...... feed me doses please?!
i thought i was on fire...
NOT FUCKING COOL YOU DOUCHE. that's your dad.... the rest of us should be so lucky.
Funny ass shit. U all are fucken uptight.
way to perpetuate the stereotype of irresponsible westerners and make it even harder for people to use salvia for religious purposes! GO AMERICA! :D
Hopefully he doesn't hurt anyone else when he crashes.
a] to whoever said salvia was legal, as of jan 1st last year it became illegal...at least in the states it did.
b] salvia trip itself only lasts about 5-20 minutes ..20 at most.
c] it depends on what extract you dose it with...30x salvia is giggly but no hallucinating. 60x, though, and you might just have yourself a pile of rubble instead of a papa and a car. best of luck!
YOU CANNOT TRIP ON A SMALL HIT OF SALVIA FROM A PIPE! you have to use a bong and you have to take a verrrry large rip of it to feel effects. So everyone on here needs to STFU
Everyone chill the fuck out. The dad will hopefully learn his lesson. If not he discovers an effing awesome drug.
It is as fun as it sounds.
Totally thought I was humpty dumpty fallen off a wall and my friends were all the king's men.
Not funny. you are going to kill your dad, and anyone that gets in the way of his car crashing through Starbucks.
thanks 11:42 from the old dork at 11:37 ;-D
i was at my friends smoking that ...everyones head was melting...didin't seem to bother noone so i just left without saying one word
Salvia sucks, and getting someone to unwillingly smoke it is fucked up.
Used to listen to Zappa all the time but discovered Zappa when I dipped into my roommates salvia stash. Bong's the way to go with that.
And not cool do alter someone else's state of mind without them know it. Seriously fucked up even if it doesn't work. Douche!
this is to the guy who said shit about americans:
how racist are you? one fucking idiot doesnt make america. are you retarded? you must be. there are dumb fuckers who do dumb fucking shit all over the world, every day, every second. i resent your racist unfounded and ignorant statements about my country and its inhabitants.
i just did salvia for the first time last night! my hands melted. you should not spring that shit on someone unawares.
Salvia's still legal in the U.S. Certain states have laws against it, but not all states, and not federally. Just depends where you live.
something along these lines happend to me, a roommate would steal my cigs and to teach him a lesson i put those cig loads in a few..my landlord came over for the rent and he swiped a smoke. he was getting on the 405 freeway when it went off...so did his car right off the on ramp......busted up car but he was ok...i hope the same can be said for this kids dad..
Wow. No one here knows shit about salvia. If it's salvia leaf, his dad is going to think, "Yuck." End of story. If it's extract however, his dad will not be seeing with his eyes by the time he tastes it, and hopefully, he isn't driving. Out of the many drugs I've experimented with, this one takes the cake. Quoting my friend Adam the first time he smoked it, "Why would I even think that?" LMFAO. :) Be careful. Have fun.
that's what your dad gets for smoking out of a dugout. hopefully he learns his lesson and starts rolling j's instead now
as unsafe as that is, im kind of curious as to what happened. i wish i could get an update.
prolly not a good idea! but funny