? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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