Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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