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  • There is deer all over the place here in Guilford County. Hell, I've dodged a few on Pinecroft just down the road from Four Seasons Mall. And don't think we don't have Coyotes and black bears in the area.... we certainly do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 09 at 2:58pm
  • you are all FUCKING RETARDED

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:16pm
  • Tell your mom to crack an egg, beat it and pour it into a spray bottle then fill with water. The animaks don't like the "dead" smell. Only problem: you have to respray after each rain. It works.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:38pm
  • That is what you get when you're from the south. Gotta love the 336.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:21pm
  • get the hair from the brazilian waxes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:13am
  • burlington? i bet that's from the dirty chat, son! but try a bar of soap in like a sock or some panty hose tied around it. anything that smells like humans, they dislike.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:06pm
  • good ol' burlington, nc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:12am
  • gotta love North Carolina! this has to be Davidson or Alamance though. was just up in Alamance this weekend. Deer all over the place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 3:30am
  • thank god I live in California.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:04am
  • deer actually like urine, it attracts him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:42pm
  • The urine will not deter the deer, they cannot smell the difference between human and animal piss. The hair idk about and I've never heard of using blood but go for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:48am
  • Tell your mom that using dried blood that you can buy at any hardware store or a product called liquid fence works just as well. No need to resort to that weird ass shit even if it works!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:22am
  • the urine thingd doesn't really work. hair is best, although i haven't tried the products mentioned above

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:48am
  • its the human smell on the hair that spooks the animals, it makes them think that there is a predator around.....its the same concept with the urine. The blood makes them think that there is danger also

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:09am
  • hahahahaha, alamance/orange county, no doubt. mmm, how i love central nc. <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:02pm
  • well in maine we cant do this but, plant a food crop somewhere else for the deer... so they go for that instead of your own food

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Wait... so you sprinkle other peoples dirty hair or your own urine on and around your plants? Or just around them? I'm confused... Normal people in California just put up chicken wire or something like it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:23pm
  • I know these area codes- gotta love North Carolina!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:35am
  • i'd be willing to bet this is davidson or forsyth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 11:47am
  • this is fantastic....crazy fucking household right here....reminds me of something my dad would have us do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:06pm
  • deffintally davidison.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:53pm
  • okay, in alabama we put up electric fences also...never heard of the hair or urine thing.. however, they do sell deer deterant at farm supply stores

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:24pm
  • God I love living in North Caroina!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:43am
  • Absolutely 6:54....absolutely.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:37pm
  • deer like deer urine. hunters use it to attract bucks. however, if you've ever smelled deer urine it is NOTHING like human. idk about any of these remedies but i gotta love NC

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 8:55am
  • i work at a hair salon, and we've had people ask for hair for this reason. so don't feel too bad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:25am
  • I LOVE NORTH CAROLINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 7:38pm
  • We put dried blood and hair around our plants, it works amazing and doesn't have the look or upkeep of chain fences or expense of electric ones. The first poster was right, dried blood is sold in flakes at hardware and gardening stores, no biggie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:06pm
  • only in bumfuck nowhere. god bless the us of a

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:32pm
  • There are no normal people in California, 12:23.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:55pm
  • I don't think deer hate urine. Especially the bucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:38pm
  • my money's on Surry County...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:13pm
  • 1. Deers is not a word. Deer plural is simply deer. 2. Urine, does work to keep deer away from crops. You do not put it on the produce, just around the area. What also works: a sniper from a deer stand :) 3. Wilmywood? Really? Wilmington is 910 not 919

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:22pm
  • haha... Only in North Carolina could this happen.\n\nOf course the 919 wouldn't think it was normal though. haha.

    Submitted by killamacyo on Mar 6, 10 at 6:46pm
  • haha this reminds me of my crazy immigrant parents

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:58pm
  • Deer don't like hair??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:54am
  • deers doesn't like the smell of electric fence?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:57pm
  • Bucks hate urine, it attracts them because they think it's another buck and they want to take the territory, ever notice how they'll run away from you, but will attack you if you use the urine? Exactly

    Submitted by slimmer on Dec 1, 10 at 11:10pm
  • why this would make anyone proud to be from NC is beyond me.... there's always Wilkes county: the retarded, in-bred cousin to watauga that isnt allowed to play with the other counties because it might spread disease. God help me i need to get out of this state.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:16pm
  • Okay I'm going to need someone to fill me in on this hair/urine/dried blood thing. What are you talking about?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:46am
  • 12 57 deer get electrocuted by electric fence we californians pride ourselves on our abnormality thank you :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:04pm
  • God, I love the North Cack! Wilmywood!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:18am
  • Yeah but after a while the deer will just get used to the smell of the hair. Urine doesn't work at all. The only thing that really works is electric fence, but it is kind of expensive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:37am
  • This doesn't even make sense. Also the fact that this person thinks this is funny is ridiculous.

    Submitted by maynard on Apr 19, 10 at 12:03am
  • Urine, blood, and hair? Sounds like a typical one night stand to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:44pm
  • 10:48 is right, urine doesn't work. But the hair does. My friend's crazy grandpa used to do that to keep the rabbits out of his garden.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:04am
  • I don't get it? Can somebody explain, please ...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:08am
  • Has to be King or somewhere in Stokes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:43pm
  • This makes me proud to be from North Carolina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:52pm
  • how bout you shoot the deer and stuff it full of zuchini?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:07pm
  • first of all, dried blood is worse. but are u really gunna want to eat zuchini after your urine is poured all over it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:36am
  • See, In BC we use this thing called a gun as deer deterent... it works wonders.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:47am
  • Haha @ 6:07. Seriously, hair will work. I've also heard that old sneakers are a good deterrent as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:17am
  • im pretty sure 1257 was kidding. at least i hope so.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:24pm
  • My mom's a hairdresser and some of her clients ask for hair to keep the deer away. It's not weird, just practical lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:24pm
  • bur-vegas, etc for the win!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:09am