After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
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he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
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I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
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Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me