Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
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Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
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i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
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He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.