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  • Re: 4:26, we all said that TFLN was fake... thinkin' the same on this one?? :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:20pm
  • rofl lung cancer is the least of worries here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:35pm
  • you didn't cry and give him a hand job did you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:26pm
  • apparently we all read that other thread, good job 4:26!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:04pm
  • good point i think its a girl too just wanted to know your reasoning

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:17pm
  • not only did she do five shots in the middle of the day and have some afternoon delight, but anal no less. kinky when drunk....awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:07pm
  • 12:11am You're a dumbass. I've submitted texts and had them finally be posted a week later. One of mine even got posted 10 days later, stop acting like you know shit. And you people who call "FAKE!" are huge douchebags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:27am
  • 5:23, do women even have prostates? douche...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:32am
  • i don't know what you're talking about - sounds like a perfect saturday afternoon. minus the anal, in my opinion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:52pm
  • 5:07 - i thought about that but then i realized i like picturing a girl...i don't like picturing a guy. also, since she said anal and not sex i figure it's a girl. i'll leave it there. not that there's anything wrong with that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Ya the cigarettes was a bad move. You don't want to get lung cancer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:33pm
  • prostate stimulation for bonus points

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:23pm
  • and to think that today is thursday!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:33pm
  • lets just hope she doesn't have any Warts in the back, automatic deal breaker!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:45pm
  • I've got to meet a woman like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:37pm
  • deez nutz in full effect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:35pm
  • wow, real fuckin mature doosh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:16pm
  • It's only a bad night if this is a dude posting it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:48am
  • 11:08 - Grow up. Guaranteed someone will smash you in the face shortly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:27pm
  • how are you so sure its a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:07pm
  • Really? I dont believe this was Saturday afternoon? I feel like this must have been at this persons night job!!! YEA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:36pm
  • oh shut up. COOL chicks are always down, nothing to do with weight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:17pm
  • To all the boys and girls who keep posting mature things like "gross!" when a woman on this site admits to -gasp- maybe enjoying anal grow the fuck up. You sound like conditioned scared little children.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:30am
  • anal sex is for men with small penis's

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:36pm
  • lmao@4:26 nice reference to another tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:32pm
  • 4:26 referencing another TFLN thread. WIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:01pm
  • sounds good to me! ;D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:32pm
  • I see it more like a plan for Sunday afternoon, because from the looks of it, your saturday night was shot...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:45pm
  • thats more of a saturday night thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:24pm
  • ALL UR BOWEL SYSTEMS WILL FALL OUT- DAMN ANAL TAKERS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:40am
  • best idea would have been to add 2 shots, lick it after, and 5 cigarettes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:55pm
  • Sounds like a great afternoon to me. No matter what day of the week.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:41pm
  • 6:52 just curious.. why fat chicks?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:16pm
  • 4:36: actually anal isn't for men with small dicks, and it's certainly not for someone who can't get his girlfriend to do it (if he even has one) and then goes on TFLN and makes fun of people that get it.. HMMM Sound familliar? RE:4:26, yah the other one was deffinitely fake, but the reference was still hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:15pm
  • 4:36, anal sex is also for fat chicks and girls with wrecked a pussy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:52pm
  • Sorry 1:30am, the smell of shit just gets me out of the mood for some reason. And anal sex always creates that smell regardless of how clean and empty everything is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:37am
  • so fake...its not even saturday. judging by the content of these tfln, they usually get posted within a day or two of submission (like how when the red wings lost big, there were ones the next morning and i think even late that night). anyway yeah like i said fakeeee.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:11am
  • 1:37, what a clown, you must think you dick smells like peach cobbler. I bet your favorite position is missionary too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:56am
  • hahaha 4:26 nice reference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:36pm
  • pee in my butt, FTW!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:17pm
  • this girl is awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:06pm
  • haha i wish this was my sat afternoon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 4:47pm
  • ew traaaash

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 13, 10 at 10:26am
  • fat chicks are alway down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:07pm