five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
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Re: 4:26, we all said that TFLN was fake... thinkin' the same on this one?? :D
rofl lung cancer is the least of worries here
you didn't cry and give him a hand job did you?
apparently we all read that other thread, good job 4:26!
5:23, do women even have prostates?
Ya the cigarettes was a bad move. You don't want to get lung cancer.
not only did she do five shots in the middle of the day and have some afternoon delight, but anal no less. kinky when drunk....awesome!
i don't know what you're talking about - sounds like a perfect saturday afternoon. minus the anal, in my opinion.
good point i think its a girl too just wanted to know your reasoning
and to think that today is thursday!
I've got to meet a woman like this.
You're a dumbass. I've submitted texts and had them finally be posted a week later. One of mine even got posted 10 days later, stop acting like you know shit. And you people who call "FAKE!" are huge douchebags.
lets just hope she doesn't have any Warts in the back, automatic deal breaker!!!!!!!!!
prostate stimulation for bonus points
It's only a bad night if this is a dude posting it.
5:07 - i thought about that but then i realized i like picturing a girl...i don't like picturing a guy. also, since she said anal and not sex i figure it's a girl. i'll leave it there. not that there's anything wrong with that.
how are you so sure its a girl
Really? I dont believe this was Saturday afternoon? I feel like this must have been at this persons night job!!! YEA
deez nutz in full effect
To all the boys and girls who keep posting mature things like "gross!" when a woman on this site admits to -gasp- maybe enjoying anal grow the fuck up. You sound like conditioned scared little children.
wow, real fuckin mature doosh
Sounds like a great afternoon to me. No matter what day of the week.
11:08 - Grow up. Guaranteed someone will smash you in the face shortly.
4:36: actually anal isn't for men with small dicks, and it's certainly not for someone who can't get his girlfriend to do it (if he even has one) and then goes on TFLN and makes fun of people that get it.. HMMM Sound familliar?
RE:4:26, yah the other one was deffinitely fake, but the reference was still hilarious
thats more of a saturday night thing
4:26 referencing another TFLN thread.
ALL UR BOWEL SYSTEMS WILL FALL OUT- DAMN ANAL TAKERS!
4:36, anal sex is also for fat chicks and girls with wrecked a pussy
sounds good to me! ;D
lmao@4:26 nice reference to another tfln.
I see it more like a plan for Sunday afternoon, because from the looks of it, your saturday night was shot...
anal sex is for men with small penis's
6:52 just curious.. why fat chicks?
oh shut up. COOL chicks are always down, nothing to do with weight
Sorry 1:30am, the smell of shit just gets me out of the mood for some reason. And anal sex always creates that smell regardless of how clean and empty everything is.
best idea would have been to add 2 shots, lick it after, and 5 cigarettes
1:37, what a clown, you must think you dick smells like peach cobbler. I bet your favorite position is missionary too.
so fake...its not even saturday. judging by the content of these tfln, they usually get posted within a day or two of submission (like how when the red wings lost big, there were ones the next morning and i think even late that night). anyway yeah like i said fakeeee.
pee in my butt, FTW!
hahaha 4:26 nice reference
this girl is awesome!
haha i wish this was my sat afternoon
fat chicks are alway down