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  • I guess there are some things that even alcohol can't fix

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:20pm
  • Word, 7:21. Show me a dude with a stache, I'll show you a dude who doesn't get laid...by women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:54pm
  • after 9 shots, guy with a mustache...still not attractive either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:21pm
  • Looks like you're gonna need something stronger than alcohol to delude you into liking her... Got a drug dealer?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:17pm
  • 7:51, just TRY to rip wax off your upper lip and spend the next 4 or 5 days covering up the zits that follow in your freshly opened pores and get back to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:30am
  • hahaha i used to have a friend with that stache look i had to chase her down with a razor she can thank me later

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:52pm
  • electrolosis(sp). and while your at it. shave your legs and pits, get a Brazilian, and bleach your asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:55am
  • try going for 15 shots, that should do it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:45pm
  • don't hate on the 'stache... I have a dirty sanchez mustache that would make you weak in the knees

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:22pm
  • bravo 7:21! mustaches are just gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:48pm
  • HAHAHAHAHA @ 7:22. seriously ladies, it's not hard to wax the damn thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:51pm
  • ahha amen to that 8:55. it aint easy being a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:59pm
  • Unless it's a blonde with a little peach fuzz...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:21pm
  • I think 7:22 misunderstands the meaning of "dirty sanchez"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:24pm
  • my friends rate women on a scale of 0-25 shots 25 being the amount in a fifth and we end up black out drunk by then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:43pm
  • 230: try having a mustache and getting a guy. Or getting a guy that won't cheat on you. Wax it. Eww. Also bleaching? Yeah, it's still there, we can still see it. Eww.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 6:37pm