Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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