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  • oh shittttt 12:20 = my dream man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 5:02am
  • if I were high i'd fall asleep with my nose buried in between the puss lips.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:41pm
  • that's where his tongue should be, not his eyes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:27pm
  • you ever think that maybe your vag smells? get tested

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:32pm
  • he better stop getting high!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:36pm
  • I've been high and drunk before and fell asleep while I was down there. Haha, at least it doesn't reflect poorly on her, like when you fall asleep while she's on top.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:36pm
  • if were with a girl who had a piercing there i'd be all over it...at least for a while. that sounds awesome. it's true though about being high, you don't want foreplay, you just want to finish and go to sleep. either both get high together or have him smoke afterwards...post sex smoke so to speak

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:34pm
  • omg, this cracked me up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:09pm
  • open up her legs and fillet Mignon that pussy.... high not high drunk not drunk i be up in there til her body is twitching, feel like im bout to get kicked in the face. always gotta satisfy the ladies first. pussy eater for life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:48pm
  • 1:06am No marriage, but I'll do you some sexual favors for sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:07am
  • Shouldn't let a guy smoke pot before going down on you - your vag smells like weed foreverz!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:51pm
  • I have mine pierced and my husband loves playing with it, with his tongue. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:10am
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:49pm
  • 12:20 That game sounds so intriguing. I can't wait. Hahah goodnight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:16am
  • hahaha... this was great!!! My fav part about mine though was when I would get with a new guy and he'd get his hand into my pants, the look on a guys face when he realizes that the "girl he can bring home to mom" also has her clit pierced... priceless... lol Now it's just how much my bf loves it heheheee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:29pm
  • 7:16, its totally not that weird for someone who's high to think a piercing is staring at them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:17pm
  • smells like fish, delish!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:59am
  • 9:41 or glenolden, theyre all skanks over there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:59pm
  • lol. give me your number

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:02pm
  • 6:41 you get wet thinking about your own skirt and lack of panties? Weird. For some reason, I love going down on my bf when I'm stoned. I don't know what it is... he likes it though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:25am
  • you fucking idiot, he's not scared of your clit piercing he's just lazy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:16pm
  • for the record: hate genital piercings. they set my fillings on edge.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:52pm
  • 1:38am I'll take care of you. We can play a game I've named "how many times is possible". You'd like it. *now typo fixed* lol, I need to go to sleep. Goodnight.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:52am
  • ha! no one has ever said that about my piercing, it's a barbell so the two balls on the end could totally resemble eyes... :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:07pm
  • Dont worry next time call me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 2:40am
  • ^she wants the penis .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:56pm
  • 6:41 you could suffocate that way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:45pm
  • that's even better :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:08am
  • hahahahaha....that's hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:57am
  • 9:16 - homewrecker or slut? Hmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:46pm
  • call me 6:41 pussy lips

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:42pm
  • lol how am i supposed to call you. i don't have your number

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:46pm
  • why the hell do you have a clit piercing? you dont deserve anyone going down on you jeez.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:33pm
  • shut up, just shut up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:14pm
  • hmmm i had a guy go down on me at my internship in his office. short skirt and no panties and 19 yr old pussy for a married guy i guess is appealing. lol oh yeah, my internship got extended too, peace

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:16pm
  • 12:20- you missed the gramatical error when you were fixing your typo. "how many times is possible"...at least you have bragging rights for "sexual favors"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:43am
  • Mmm... if you're cute, I'll go down on you when you're high for as long as you want. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:43pm
  • you are what you eat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:48pm
  • Well, as long as your offering 12:20... I mean, I did say it was hot so that deserves a little something, right? hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:38am
  • i was going to click on bad night, but it's at 420 right now, and that's just too appropriate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:27pm
  • 5:29...i guess you meet the wrong guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:34pm
  • pus's amazing, but you people are full of it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:24pm
  • You people are fucktards. She got the clit piercing because it obviously does something good for her so lay off. And who says she smells/tastes bad? The text was about her stoner boyfriend freaking out at the piercing, which is hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:53pm
  • lmaooo this entire thing is hilarious. if he's refusing when he's high then have the sex or whatever before and then let him smoke- or smoke with him you'll have fun=)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:12am
  • i am pierced too. last day of high school today. six inch mini skirt and no panties, hmmm im wet already

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:41am
  • ^yeah how the hell does stoner joke turn into stinky STD vag hate-rage?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:22pm
  • That was hot 12:20. mmmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:00am
  • 5:36, just sayin better safe than sorry!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:38pm
  • Delco girls.....im guessing colingdale

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:41pm
  • You and your boyfriend are both retarded. Don't procreate together please.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 10:36am
  • 5.33 your a muppet. Change the ring so it has one of those dolls eyes that open and close as you move. That should make him freak out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:09pm
  • 5:32...vag can stink even without an std...she just might want to wash once in a while, ha, ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:36pm
  • I wanna smoke what you guys are smoking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:25pm
  • 1:00am What can I say, I absolutely love that shit. All hotties deserve some good tongue treatment. I got 3 girls who call me for that regularly. They don't even have to do anything for me if they don't want to, that's how much I love that shit. I'm pretty talented too, I can't let that talent go to waste.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:05am
  • lmao good job 12:20. pussy on the brain has been known to induce typing errors... :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:58am
  • 1:38am I'll take of you. We can play a game I've named "how many times is possible". You'd like it. *typo fixed*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:50am
  • I love chicks with clit piercings so hot. I'd go down on you high or not!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:27pm
  • funniest part? ''cockwad.''

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:19am
  • I could never pass up the opporitunity the to go down on a hottie until she's squirming, screaming and bucking against my face. ESPECIALLY while I'm smoked out. I could spend a good hour or more down there. I know that was a bit graphic but I'm just trying to convey my love for giving hot tongue action.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:20am
  • 6:45 i know but that would be the best way to die...with my head between a woman's legs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 7:04pm
  • @6:07 i'd be on that barbell for days-weeks-months-years...ha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:37pm
  • 5:33 needs to get thrown out a window for thinking girls who like clit piercings don't deserve licky-licky. I mean good god, man!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:13pm
  • you are all messed in the heads

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:19pm
  • Is the piercing an eye?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:40pm
  • 5:53...get a life. If you can manage it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:08pm
  • i am pierced too. last day of high school today. six inch mini skirt and no panties, hmmm im wet already June 19, 2009 6:41AM ^ lol wtf? Shuttup.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:57am
  • Change it to one that's not shiny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:55pm
  • will you marry me, 6:13?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:32pm
  • make him anyway guys dont do this enought

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:29pm
  • 1:38am I'll take of you. We can play a game I've named "how many times is possible". You'd like it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:49am
  • ^ haha way to be original, cockwad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:10pm
  • ummmm you may not want him to do that while he is high anyway.... who knows what he may do to your piercing. Just tell him to give you head b4 he smokes, you'll both be happy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:26pm
  • i will pay you 2 dollars to get me high

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:37pm
  • The pu nani should NOT smell like fish!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:07am
  • 6:10. takes one to know one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:34pm
  • 5:55 Get laid. If you can manage it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:56pm
  • Hey 1:05am .... I used to have a few guys like you "on call" status .... awesome :-) Thanks for your continued GoodWorks .... its so Hard to find talent these days !!!!

    Submitted by TheMxXx on Jul 7, 11 at 10:34pm
  • Ewww, 7:57 has slimy thighs!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 8:54am
  • I love pussy. I really love pussy. Yami...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:16am
  • NEVER GO DOWN ON A GIRL / WOMAN!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:02am
  • 6:41 - that's super hot...are you 18? btw, it's not too creepy for me to ask, i'm only 22

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:28am
  • 12:20 - i like doing it to but i want to know she's clean, not diseased, has a nice looking one (extra flesh can be a big turn off) and smells decent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 11:30am
  • no one wants to eat a cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:39pm