Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
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Yea, I support this fully.
Every one of my girlfriends who cant ejaculate say its gross but then want to when they hear men want it....they are simply just jealous of other women and must tear them down
I saw a girl take water in and squirt cola out.....
I've always wanted a girl to soak me. Tricky business, that.
btw 357 #2 - she was probably douching...old period leavins mixed with water look like coke - great idea for a stripper who likes to multi-task, I suppose.
and the ejaculation is prolly just someone, male or female, who'd rather snowball into crystal than into your mouth. just sayin'
I've seen that porn! 916 woot!
i'm laughing so hard..lol
What porno is this??
I've seen women ejaculate like 5 feet. It's terrifying and fascinating at the same time. Like a tornado, or black hole.
my boyfriend always makes me squirt. no one else has ever been able to make me do it.
i just threw up in my mouth a lil
Pornstars put fluid up inside themselves and then push it out to simulate squirting, so yeah, that's fake. But what in porn isn't fake?... Squirting is very much a real thing. The people who say it's piss are either guys who can't figure out how to work the g-spot and make it happen or girls who are jealous that they can't do it.
2:25 -> Have you ever been within 12 feet of a female? No.. didn't think so.
FIRST - YOU BITCHES AREN'T FAST ENOUGH!
Oh Sacramento, why do you always fail to suprise me?
Most female porn ejaculate for squirting scenes is piss or water that is shot up them that they basically piss out. Trust me, I worked on a porn set for 7 years.
Pussy. Grow some balls.
squirting is hot. As a guy I love making women do it. Most dont even know they can... Then BLAM. They leave happy
haha its called squirting...and if ur girl dont do it...then ur missin out on some wet shitttt
8:23...ejaculate is a term.
yea, obviously there is no sperm, but women CAN ejcaulate.
you dont have to like it.
it doesnt mean its not true.
I've seen it! its cytherea and tiana lynn, its ending is fucking amazing! and no its not piss, google that shit.
I'm a squirter/gusher and I can tell you it's definitely not pee. It's clear liquid and there's a whole lot of it when I let myself gush...it definitely is enough liquid to make a puddle and to soak through a mattress. Thus far, I've only been able to make myself gush though...still waiting for a man to be able to get me to that point....
it's definitely piss. ask a doctor
–verb (used with object)
1. to utter suddenly and briefly; exclaim.
2. to eject (semen).
3. to eject suddenly and swiftly; discharge
@ 8:23 first of all, women do NOT ejaculate, it is not the same as what guys do, I am a guy and it is fucking gross, some bitch ever does that shit on me we are done fucking and I will piss on her face
Wow. So many people here are disgusted with female ejaculation. You all need to grow the fuck up.
Squirting = a job well-done.
i thik ive seen this porno before
yeah that's called urine
omg ive seen this...had to stop it half way through
my bf loves it when i spray his dick!!!!!!
sssoooooo gnarley i love it
That is fucking delicious.
you can teach yourself...i did..:)
hahahaha i squirt every time i ride the dick....its not hard.....some guys love it...some guys get freaked hah
idk...doesn't taste half bad
I just threw up in my mouth a little
that is fucking disgusting!
They attack the other women because they cant and are threatened and jealous.
And they will attack this while insisting they arent.
make it a double!!!
yumm yumm yumm
I said "Oh God!" while laughing as I read this. Nice job.
2:40, it's not piss. The mechanism for "squirting" can't be done through the urethra, there isn't enough force possible. A good porn star can contract her vaginal muscles (Kegals FTW) in order to shoot any liquid out from the vagina a pretty good distance.
I've heard a better one.
it was priest getting blown, after the cum shot he says
"girl, you just been blessed"
you're such a douche.
women can, and do, ejaculate.
men do not own the rights.
balloons on ceiling. dart gun in vag. all 12 balloons popped. skill.
Holy God I'm nauseous now.
6:33 this isn't a porn website. Just because some girl thinks it's amazing that she can "squirt" all over people doesn't mean you need to tell us all in detail how your nasty skank ass gets off.
World record is like 126 ft that girl had some skills
I must find this porn.
Oh God all the idiots!! like 6:49pm!!
Female Ejaculation by Somraj Pokras and Jeffre Talltrees -get it at your local bookstore or amazon
Gushing/ejaculating is the SHIZNIT
--from a girl
I call them "gushers". 'Ol Faithful just soaked my box-springs right through the mattress-pad last week...
women do not ejaculate. men ejaculate. women squirt.
Cytherea, I presume?
If you don't know what female ejaculate is you shouldn't own/touch a vagina.
is squirting something you can teach yourself how to do, or are you born with it?
she female, or she-male?
Ten points for use of the word "chalice"
nah, i ejaculate.
and its always obvious to pick out which chicks CAN'T...they're the ones who always call it disgusting or gross...theres a level of being threatened by women who can.
jealousy at its finest.
6:56 quit hating, some of us are taking notes
really, a chalice, 916?
2:49...either way, it's a fun time all around :)
That is fucking gross.
i wonder what porn this is
not quite a porn, but another good line is: "they're zombies!" "no, they're strippers." "they're zombie strippers."
*slaps forehead* I just got my grammar lesson over discussing porn... The things you learn in this world.
11:14 - Please yell that out load often in random scenarios. Please. hahaha
Gross or not (I say not) that shit is fucking clever.
i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit...
8:23...you are the biggest dumbass on earth....I pray that you never touch a vagina again!
EVERY female can squirt....seriously every single one, its just knowing ho to do it
Is it sad that I have seen this
Agreeing with 5:48 so much.
3:08. saw a girl shoot ping-pong balls our of her snatch before...they went a good ways across the "stage" ;)
saw a chick smoke a cig with her pussy as well...that was weird as hell....
You know, I'm as big of a slut as the next girl.
2:32PM-> agreed.. its def. not urine
I love how this is from folsom
i beg to differ! the closing statement of the classiest porn ever: "jimmys my name, yo pussys my game."