Small penises have feelings too.
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ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
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he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
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i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.